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“El Fuego Del Culo” slušam.

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Sonia, nije me briga ako imaš morphions.

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kasniš

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Gdje si dovraga?

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To je neugodno. Ne mogu pronaći restoran.

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Richie, ovdje te je čekala mokra maca. lomim se!

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Bok.

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Evo, čuješ li me?

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To nije ono što će me natjerati da se popnem na zastor, djevojko.

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Ova tekila radi.

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Evo draga.

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Živjela revolucija!

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Hvala, osjećam se kao da mi je maca poletjela i ide oko mjeseca.

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Što radiš u mom baru?

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Što misliš da radim?

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Snimam uvodnu scenu.

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Otvaranje, znam to.

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Zovemo vas, javite se!

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Ispast ćeš, dovraga!

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Richie?

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Bok, Tiana.

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Mislio sam da bi za javnost bilo bolje da ne moraju čitati poruke.

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Da, nije glupo jer svi ti idioti ne znaju čitati.

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Istina je.

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Znamo vas, publiku Wayansa.

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Da.

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Oh, usput, drago mi je da ste me ipak odabrali.

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Da, isto, ali sakrit ću se s tobom.

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Kad sam vidio tvoju profilnu sliku, skoro sam se zaboravio jer si imao gogoljevo lice.

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Ali začudo, gogoli su jastozi.

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Čudna glava i vrlo mesnat rep.

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Mislio sam da si u lijepom susjedstvu.

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Ja, lijepi kvartovi?

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Slušaj, volim lijepe četvrti, ali ja sam djevojka iz Harlema, rođena i odgojena u getu, 100% čisti crnci, da.

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Ah, pa ti si blane.

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Ne, kurvin sine, ja sam crn!

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Sve podebljano.

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Slova, ne ja.

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Crno iz mog doma.

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Jebi ih sve.

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Nosi te bisere od mene, ti crougnasse.

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Morat ću proći kroz tvoja sranja.

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halo

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Inače, reci mi koji ti je najdraži horor film?

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To zapravo nije moja zabluda.

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Svi ovi kodovi na snazi ​​su sranje.

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Zašto uvijek bijela djevojka bude ubijena na kraju?

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Zato što je preteško ubiti franšizu.

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Vidite li tip?

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Jer ako sestra uspije preživjeti uz državnu pomoć, svi mogu proći.

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Znaš, bilo bi lijepo da se nađemo vani.

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Sada, odmah?

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Moje te riječi nerviraju?

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koji si znak

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Kladim se da si škamp.

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kako znas

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Dobra usta, ali previše otrovna.

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Je li ovo restoran blizu uličice?

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Da, lijepo se ponašaj prije nego što ti se zgadi.

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Ruže?

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Ah, ne danas, štakore.

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Čuo sam te, mrzovoljno.

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Ok, idem uličicom upravo sada.

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Ovdje sam, vidiš li me?

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Da ti dam znak?

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Ne.

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Osoba koju gledam ne maše mi.

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Ona zapravo samo bulji u mene, to je sve.

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Pa, samo treba buljiti u to, ista stvar.

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I ne trepni očima, e, nikad.

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Popušiš mu lice i na što ga baciš?

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Približavaju mi ​​se.

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O ne, sranje, oni imaju noževe.

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Bolje da ih ne vodiš meni.

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Čekaj, noževi nisu najgori.

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Najgori dio je što znate toliko o horor filmovima i nađete se kako hodate sami u napuštenoj uličici.

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Da, pa, najgora stvar je što si razbjesnio jednu od Alecovih djevojaka, čovječe.

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kukavica !

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Djevojka je u deliriju u stilu Osvetnika.

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Jesi li ozbiljan, Larry?

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Nisam ulovio Donkey Doiseaua, očekivao sam nešto više od toga.

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To je golub, crnjo.

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Pozdravili smo se!

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kukavica !

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Kao crni orao u napadu.

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Priznajem, malo sam se zajebao.

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Jeste li završili?

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Što je ovo dovraga?

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Moje ime je Tiana Taylor, moji trbušnjaci imaju trbušnjake.

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Idemo, dečki!

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Moja ruka!

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Moja ruka!

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Rukavice!

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Možemo raspravljati u civiliziranom polumjesecu.

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U redu je, bit će u redu za večeras, otići ćemo odavde.

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Idi kući, tek je škola sutra ujutro.

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Hej, Tiana, to govoriš jer si me pretukla, ali nisi osvojila Oscara.

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Što si rekao o mom Oscaru?

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Dali su ga drugoj čudnoj djevojci iz filma Évanoui.

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u pravu si

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Ali osvojio sam Coton Co...

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seronjo!

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Haluciniram, to su gluposti.

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Zbog toga nikada nisam gledao horor film.

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To je previše sranja.

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Niz zvijezda i rafala prdeža.

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Što, ne voliš parodije?

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Više volim skrivene kamere i kolonoskopiju.

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Znate, ono što vas stvarno ljuti, dečki.

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Ah, jer za vas je kolonoskopija kino.

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Neizmjerno je dublji i mračniji od mnogih nagrađivanih filmova koje sam gledao.

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Utorak, ne, ne otvaraj.

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Možda je Ghostface.

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U redu je, prestani snimati filmove.

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Ovakva sranja viđamo samo u kinu.

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Bok.

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Nisam mislio da bi htio otvoriti vrata.

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Sranje.

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Nemam ono što je moj nož.

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Pozdrav, utorak.

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KONAČNO ODREDIŠTE
TEMATSKI PARK

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GDJE SVI UMIRU

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Pozdrav gospođice

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Što si uzeo?

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Malo Ritalina za moj ADHD, malo Adderall-a za moj PTSP, nekoliko Xanaxa za moju anksioznost i tablete za ukočenost.

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Pripazite na konkurenciju.

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Oh, jebi ga, Sarah!

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Koliko ste ih uzeli?

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Ne znam, znaš da sam gurman.

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Oh, zdravo, Jess.

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Sarah, utorak, imaš bolnicu.

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Zabrinuta je.

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Ubo ju je onaj drugi psihopata tamo.

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Znaš, Ghostface.

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Što si rekao, Big Butt?

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Zašto kažeš da imam veliku guzu?

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U svakom slučaju, više mi je draže nego da budem kao moja sestra.

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Smiri se, nisam rekao da imaš veliku guzu.

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Govorim o maskiranom čudaku, Ghostfaceu.

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U redu, to ima više smisla.

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Uzmi to u lice!

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Ah, Jack, jesi li glup ili što?

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Pa što?

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Mislio sam da bih ovo mogao nositi za Noć vještica.

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Ja vam kažem da je moja polusestra ravna ko palačinka i da joj je iskrvario psihopata koja nosi tu masku.

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Osim toga, moram je posjetiti i pomiriti se s njom.

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Oh, čekaj, hej, hej, hej.

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idem s tobom

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I nije zato što sam ja ubojica i pokušavam te vratiti u tvoj rodni grad.

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Ja sam samo tvoj brižni dečko.

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Da.

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to je sve

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Dobro, hajde, ulazi u auto.

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Samo se usput moramo zaustaviti.

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Ah, to je ludo, nisam čak ni mrtav.

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I to zahvaljujući mom campionnette komadu.

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Oh, puding!

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Ne volim kad nam više nije stalo, čak ni zagrljaj.

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moj...

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Moraš prestati napadati repere i njihovu usranu glazbu.

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Neugodno je za crnke, ako to može biti...

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Oh, prestani, nije neugodno.

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Ja sam fina djevojka kakvu bismo svi željeli imati.

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Neoznačen sam.

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Inače, danas imam trening, doći ću kasno kući.

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Uzeli smo te u tim samo zato što si crnac.

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Ti binarni omiljeni šupci mislili su da brzo trčiš.

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2026. je.

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Da još postoje fašisti, znalo bi se.

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Zar nisi na Black Twitteru?

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br.

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Oh, Brad.

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Još uvijek izlaziš s ovom kučkom?

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Mama, dosta je kurvofobije.

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Ima troznamenkasti broj tijela da je kurva.

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Ona nije kurva.

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Ima asertivnu seksualnost.

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I potvrđujem da je ona kurva.

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Bok, Nell.

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tako si lijepa

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Je li već u Nouvelleu ili što?

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Prerušio si se u garažu za pijetlove.

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Uzbuđeni ste, u ringu ste.

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Zdravo, gospođo Meeks.

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volim tvoju kosu.

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Baš Ivana Orleanska.

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Super berba.

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Oh, hvala ti, curo.

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Za razliku od tebe, ova žena je jahala konje, a ne pijetlove.

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Moram ići na sat afroameričke povijesti.

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Trenutno govorimo o ropstvu.

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Ispostavilo se da je to bilo dobrovoljno.

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To je napisano u ovoj knjizi.

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PRAVA CRNA POVIJEST
OD KANYE WEST

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Kanye West?

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Da, umjetnik.

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Stoljećima su nam pričane priče.

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Ponosan što sam crnac.

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Zbogom kćeri moja.

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U redu.

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Zbogom, pile moje.

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Ćao, gospođo Meeks.

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Oh, dušo, dao sam ti kondome s podmazivanjem.

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Djevojke su pravi stari mortiosi.

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mama !

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Ne, ali iskreno, serija Craig.

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Nema potrebe da me otpratiš do razreda, bit ću dobro.

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Jess, serijski ubojica još uvijek vreba.

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Odbijam dopustiti da se bilo što dogodi, djevojčice moja.

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Tvoj mali dječak, ja sam mali dječak.

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Oprostite.

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Nije lako.

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Imam malih problema s prijelazom.

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OK, nije komplicirano.

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Ponašaj se prema meni kao prema kolegi.

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sve u redu

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Da, zašto ne.

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Može se igrati.

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Samo naprijed.

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Tvoja veličina šamara.

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Oh, zato što ti to nazivaš šamarom.

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Zašto si mi nalijepio šumski krumpir?

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Moraš prestati biti kreten.

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Mali kurac.

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Priznajem, bilo je muški.

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Tko može tako živjeti, to je ludnica.

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Oh, draga moja, tako mi je drago što te vidim.

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Želiš li doći kući na šalicu čaja?

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Oh, kako užasno.

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Prokletstvo, stvarno imaš loše lice.

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Budi dobar, ona je samo starica bez regeneratora.

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Pazite gdje stupate.

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Kuća je puna zamki.

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Nikad se ne zna, ovaj čudak bi se mogao vratiti.

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Dobrodošli.

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Muka mi je od toga da budem dostavljač.

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gospođo Campbell.

238
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Moje ime je Jack, ja sam Sarin dečko.

239
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Čuo sam puno o tebi, ali nikad ništa.

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S druge strane, nikad nisam čuo za tebe, Jack.

241
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Vjerojatno zato što si seronja.

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Ali kako bih ja znao, budući da se nisam čuo sa svojom kćeri u sličnom...

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6 mjeseci?

244
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6 godina, bolje rečeno.

245
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A čija je krivnja, Sarah?

246
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A čija je krivnja, Sarah?

247
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Ne znam, ti si kriv ako ispadne.

248
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Niste u krivu.

249
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Želimo učiti iz užasa koje ste preživjeli.

250
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Između nas, Scary Movie 3 i 4 učinili su me najviše.

251
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Za djevojku iz ovoga nema pouke.

252
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Ali ako želiš razgovarati o mojoj ulozi u Super Blonde, poslušat ću te.

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Ubojstva ponovno počinju.

254
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Nekakav maskirani seronja.

255
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Moramo zaustaviti ovog psihopatu.

256
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Dušo, ti uopće nisi spremna.

257
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Godinama sam se pripremao za njegov povratak.

258
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Žrtvovao sam apsolutno sve.

259
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Bila si užasna majka.

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Čvrsta si, draga moja.

261
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Imali smo svoje male trenutke sreće.

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Kao kad sam te odveo u trgovački centar vidjeti Djeda Mraza.

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Ti si na redu, Sarah.

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Potez!

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Pozdrav, Djed Božićnjak.

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Nisam bio siguran u tvom krilu.

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Radije stojim.

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Toliko me plašiš.

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mama !

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lutka!

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Kažemo hvala, ne zaboravi.

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Je li star?

273
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Ah, to je odvratno!

274
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Što je ovo sranje?

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žao mi je

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Ako ste za Djeda Mraza saznali na ovaj način, to je prijevara.

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Oh, majko, toliko mi trebaš da mi pomogneš.

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Da mi pomažeš zaliječiti naše emocionalne rane i okrenuti stranicu.

279
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Mama, šališ se?

280
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Pomozi mi da ubijem Ghostface.

281
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Imate li oružje?

282
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Ali ti razgovaraš sa Cindy Campbell.

283
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Imam oružje u izobilju.

284
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Ali nijedno od tih oružja nije registrirano, jer ljudi misle da sam poremećen.

285
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Stoga bi bilo bolje da informacije zadržite za sebe.

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Oh, u redu.

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Ah, to je super!

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Prebrodit ću ovo.

289
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Uspio sam ne govoriti o tome na kolcima.

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Ranije sam razgovarao sa Sarom telefonom.

291
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Misliš li da će doći?

292
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Sad kad si to spomenuo, vrištala je.

293
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Osjećam da dolazi.

294
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Dakle, možda je tako.

295
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Govorim o dolasku u Woodsville, mrlja.

296
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Ah, nisam ga pitala.

297
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Hej, Jimbo!

298
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Idi duboko!

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Pa da!

300
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I ja želim da ga pošalješ duboko.

301
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Ne znam je li ovo pravi trenutak.

302
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Svi znamo što se događa s tinejdžerima koji žele imati seks kad je serijski ubojica u potrazi za njima.

303
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Brad je u pravu u vezi jedne stvari, ljudi.

304
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Povratak Ghostfacea.

305
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Moramo se opremiti.

306
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Pepper sprej, učinkovit.

307
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Taser, učinkovit.

308
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Super učinkovit analni čep.

309
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Kako se snaći s nečim ovako velikim?

310
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Lako se sakriti.

311
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U moje dupe.

312
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To nije istina.

313
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Duboko je.

314
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Wesh prijatelji!

315
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Evo me opet!

316
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Zabavljamo li se?

317
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Hej, jesi li dobro, ujače?

318
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Ujak?

319
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Muka mi je od vas, mali degenerici generacije Z alfa čipa.

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Izbacuješ stvari kao što su ujak, tatille, masterclass, ubijanje, to je cringe, to je mid, tako da stari ljudi poput mene prođu kao glupi.

321
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,010
Hej, samo naprijed, ne slijedi svog ujaka, veliki momče.

322
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Shorty, ti si brat naše majke.

323
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Dakle, da, tehnički, ti si naš ujak.

324
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Oh, da.

325
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pala sam.

326
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,470
Smatram da je ludo što vam dopuštamo da predajete lekcije.

327
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Davati lekcije?

328
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Ne, velika.

329
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studiram.

330
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Za besplatne činjenice iz Biblije i za trenera.

331
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,950
Planirate li jednog dana imati diplomu?

332
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Ah, prvo moramo snimiti nastavak i moram pratiti tvoju družinu do koledža kako bih mogao biti plaćen.

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Dobre vijesti, dečki.

334
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Utorak, budno je.

335
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Predobro za utorak!

336
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Tko je utorak?

337
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Moramo u bolnicu.

338
00:15:35,230 --> 00:15:36,030
Dolazite li kući autobusom?

339
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,570
O ne, formatirat ću tvoje 2 unatrag.

340
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,390
Jeste li vi helikopter?

341
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:40,550
Što, jesi li ljubomoran?

342
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:44,350
Ozbiljno, cijeli dan pušite gamere, gledate video igre i gledate streamove.

343
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Ukratko, daješ sve od sebe, slabo ti ide.

344
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Ti si to rekao.

345
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Pustio sam starce da rade prljavi posao.

346
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Delirijum!

347
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da !

348
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To se nikad neće promijeniti, mali.

349
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Ozbiljno!

350
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Moram provjeriti svoju kriptovalutu, momčino.

351
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Fuj!

352
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,370
Odmah sam uzeo 3 milijuna!

353
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O sranje!

354
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,190
Odmah sam usisao 5 milijuna!

355
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,050
Bolesno je, kunem se.

356
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:41,570
Dječji um Ne, sestro Brenda, sve je u redu.

357
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:44,370
Istina, podlegli ste pozivu Sodome.

358
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Ali Bog želi da se ljudi poput tebe vrate ortodoksnijim stvarima.

359
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:49,910
Dođi, sine moj.

360
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,470
Pustite se uzeti.

361
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I srcem.

362
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,670
Bog želi da se otvorite.

363
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,130
O ne, ne napinji se.

364
00:16:56,469 --> 00:16:57,850
Moraš se otvoriti.

365
00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,210
Inače duh neće prodrijeti.

366
00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:02,450
Otac će te uzeti, sin također.

367
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,050
I na kraju, dopustite da vas pronikne Biblija.

368
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Otvoriti.

369
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:08,950
Amen.

370
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Kratak.

371
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:15,009
U ime Isusovo, morate pustiti.

372
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Idite ravno.

373
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Zaboravio sam se.

374
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:21,630
Ovo je posljednji put.

375
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:24,910
Voli ovog sretnog brata.

376
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,070
Ne sudite o ploči prema bojama omota.

377
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,530
Sada otvori svoje srce Skupštini, brate moj.

378
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:30,990
Slušamo vas.

379
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:36,450
uh...

380
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,430
Istina je, nisam više gay.

381
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,170
Ja sam te izbavio.

382
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,990
Neću više izlaziti s tvojim dečkima.

383
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,390
Čak i ako su ozbiljno seksi s izdašnim prsima i slatkim malim bradavicama.

384
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:58,930
Osjećam da nam ne govori sve.

385
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:07,750
Neću više nositi dugu periku, XL umjetne trepavice, cipele na visoku petu s crvenim potplatom i lijepom malom kopčom sa strane.

386
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,450
Nosiš li moje cipele?

387
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:17,170
Neću se više družiti na Grindru da bih se slagao s crncima, bijelcima, Azijatima.

388
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,650
Jeste li na Grindru?

389
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:25,790
Neću više ići na odmor na Filipine da bih usporedio njihove ladyboyse s onima s Koh Taoa, Koh Samuija i Koh Puleya.

390
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,070
I završio Vijetnam gdje dobiješ četiri za cijenu teme.

391
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,330
Ali ja sam mislio da je to za našu godišnjicu braka.

392
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:32,370
Oh, tip je okrenuo svoju grbu.

393
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:39,630
Neću više ići gola u svlačionicu s torbicom zabijenom između bedara i prijateljičinom torbicom zaglavljenom između moje stražnjice da postavim jedino važno pitanje.

394
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,930
Činiš li ti muškarca ili ja ženu?

395
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,450
Ne petljam se više oko dresa.

396
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,510
Izbavljen sam.

397
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,610
Sretno ovom tijelu.

398
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:46,410
Ja ću to učiniti.

399
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:47,950
Nisam položio zakletvu.

400
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,290
Voljet ću žene.

401
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,070
On voli žene.

402
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,650
Žene, žene, žene.

403
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,110
Žene s noćnom morom.

404
00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:56,970
Žene, žene, žene.

405
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,310
Žene, žene, žene.

406
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:05,150
Blblblblblblb Blblblblblb Ne, ne.

407
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,510
eh

408
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,470
Blblblblblbl Blblbl...

409
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:16,870
Blblblblblblbl Kakav...

410
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,330
Misliš li da bih i ja trebao ići?

411
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,710
izbavljen sam!

412
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:56,970
Kakav užas!

413
00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,190
Jeste li mu vidjeli lice?

414
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,510
Sve se izobličilo, postalo još ružnije!

415
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,750
Pokušavam se ocijediti sat vremena.

416
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:11,600
POČIVAJ U MIRU

417
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,610
Dakle, Marty, kako se osjećaš?

418
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,050
Što ti daju kad je bol...

419
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:16,130
je li morfin?

420
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,270
Kopile!

421
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:17,830
Idemo ga kušati.

422
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,330
O, da!

423
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,330
Oh, sjajno je, tako je dobro!

424
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:31,190
Osjećam se kao da sam Britney Spears, dovraga, želim plesati gola i žonglirati s noževima!

425
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,010
Sarah, tko je taj tip sa žitnim licem koji...

426
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,650
Ovo je Jack, moj tip!

427
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,990
Drago mi je.

428
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,490
Meni on više izgleda kao drkadžija.

429
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:42,470
Osobno, radije ga ljubim na nebu.

430
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,230
Mala kuja puna rupa se mora odmoriti.

431
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,510
Vas dvoje, gubite se od mene!

432
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:49,970
Da, gospođo.

433
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,410
Ne, ostani tamo.

434
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:54,090
Za što?

435
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:56,230
Što sam opet napravio?

436
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,810
Nasmrt se bojim.

437
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:01,630
Oh, Marty, to je normalno.

438
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:05,310
Neki bolesnik ti je napravio devet rupa u utrobi.

439
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,230
Osim toga, on već zna gdje živiš.

440
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:12,490
Istina je da bih te mogao pozvati da prespavaš kod mene, ali ne želim privlačiti zlo oko.

441
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,130
Možda ubojica čeka iza tih vrata.

442
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,180
Hmm...

443
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,300
To je super umirujuće.

444
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,500
Mislio sam da ću umrijeti.

445
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,080
Da, znam, i ja.

446
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:29,320
Organizirao sam ti sprovod.

447
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,160
Kakvo je ovo sranje?

448
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,860
Čak sam ti napisao i osmrtnicu.

449
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,640
Umjesto toga, Chad GPT ti je to napisao.

450
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,640
Ali ti si još uvijek ovdje.

451
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,700
I nikad više neću dopustiti da te netko povrijedi.

452
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,180
Super, zdjelica s kockicama leda!

453
00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:47,380
O, dovraga, ubila si me svojim paprenim koljenima, kučko!

454
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,300
Nemojte počiniti ubojstvo dok sam ja na dužnosti!

455
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,640
Morate me poslati u Ruandu!

456
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,940
O ne, malo je iste veličine za sve!

457
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,920
Ne, ne, dobro sam, dobro sam.

458
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,530
Oh, izlazi van!

459
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,660
O prokletstvo!

460
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,320
Damn, don’t die, I want this job!

461
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,380
O, dovraga, to je loš zadatak!

462
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,800
Gubimo je!

463
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,980
Jače!

464
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,380
Je li mrtav?

465
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:17,540
Eto, mislim da nam još samo oči preostaju za plakanje, ovi svinjski kutovi.

466
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,240
Gospodine Isuse!

467
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,000
Kabel!

468
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,500
Morate gledati kabelsku!

469
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,360
Kabel?

470
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,180
Gledam, nemoj mi reći.

471
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,020
Posebno The Wire s Idrisom Elbom.

472
00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:28,400
Tjera me da idem pop, pop, pop!

473
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,660
O Gospodine, prihvati ovu ploču u svemu!

474
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,160
Za razliku od mojih, putevi Gospodnji su nedokučivi.

475
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,840
Vrijeme je za moju pauzu.

476
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:44,700
Oh, u utorak, neću dopustiti da te itko povrijedi, ikada!

477
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:52,980
Oh, to mora peckati!

478
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,000
MAJČINSKI KOMPLEKSI

479
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,260
halo

480
00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:03,620
Bok, Sarah.

481
00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:06,320
tko je

482
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,880
Netko tko je krivio tvoje tajne.

483
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,220
Ne, kunem se da to nije bio nacistički pozdrav.

484
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,020
Izabrana sam za kraljicu svoje godine.

485
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,300
Upravo sam bacila svoj ukras u gomilu.

486
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,560
Govorim o tvojoj maloj obiteljskoj tajni.

487
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,380
Jesi li ti gad koji je smjestio mojoj sestri?

488
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:27,300
Morao sam pronaći način da te vratim.

489
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:32,160
Slušaj, ako se želiš zabaviti sa mnom, gade, samo dođi, spreman sam!

490
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,760
Moje zadovoljstvo!

491
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,960
pomozi mi!

492
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,800
Molim vas pomozite mi!

493
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,820
Preklinjem te!

494
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,500
pomozi mi!

495
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,640
Kuja!

496
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,760
Ovo je naša soba za odmor.

497
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,780
Na pauzi smo.

498
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,320
Opet?

499
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,140
U tvoje lice!

500
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,780
Molim te upoznaj me!

501
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,780
Opijaš me!

502
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,640
Cijeli sam dan spašavao ljude!

503
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,740
Samo moraš nastaviti s vježbanjem u teretani, ja ću ostati ovdje.

504
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:15,160
Da kušam moje farafele i moju svinjsku kuhinju.

505
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,000
Što si vjerovao?

506
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:16,780
Ja nisam tvoja majka!

507
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,840
Dobro tuci, crvenokosi!

508
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:29,730
Sve je u redu!

509
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:35,480
Čini se da ste uhvatili nešto tvrdo, poput metalnog pladnja.

510
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,500
Rekao sam ti, pao sam na lice.

511
00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:39,500
Mogu li znati kamo točno idemo?

512
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,120
Idemo kod stručnjaka.

513
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:54,890
odlazi !

514
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:58,490
Oprostite što smetamo, samo vam želimo postaviti nekoliko pitanja.

515
00:24:58,970 --> 00:25:01,690
Daj mi dobar razlog da razgovaram s tobom.

516
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:02,910
bijelac sam.

517
00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:04,230
Koliko bijelo?

518
00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:06,290
Bijela kao Snjeguljičine gaćice.

519
00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:08,570
Gest barijere.

520
00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,390
Kad ste rekli stručnjak, očekivao sam genija iz Silicijske doline iz tamnice bez...

521
00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:12,650
šuti.

522
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,650
Ja sam Sarah Campbell i netko me sinoć pokušao ubiti.

523
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,650
Trebao bi otići.

524
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:19,370
Ne želim dobiti Covid ili biti izboden.

525
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,430
Molim vas, samo dvije minute, to je sve što tražim!

526
00:25:22,430 --> 00:25:23,410
Ne, nema šanse.

527
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,010
To je osam minuta ili ništa.

528
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:27,570
Ali prije toga...

529
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,570
Moram te testirati na Covid.

530
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,190
U redu je, možete ući.

531
00:25:36,690 --> 00:25:38,730
Od kada su dani u tjednu uključeni?

532
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,280
PROBLEMATIKA TJEDNA BUĐENJA

533
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:39,710
Imamo ih na Crni petak.

534
00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:40,790
Što je sljedeće?

535
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,090
Mješoviti ponedjeljak?

536
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:43,110
Žuti četvrtak?

537
00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:45,290
Ili možda pokojni mali Burgundac?

538
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,790
Zajebavaš stvar!

539
00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,550
Čekaj, napravit ću mjesta.

540
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,330
Skupilo se.

541
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:52,610
Puni su mi ih prsti.

542
00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:54,270
Testovi su obavljeni.

543
00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:56,810
Da, negativno je.

544
00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:00,750
Ti si Cindyna kći, zar ne?

545
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,030
Da.

546
00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:01,670
U redu.

547
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:03,190
Ali ja ga ne prepoznajem.

548
00:26:03,510 --> 00:26:04,210
On je Jack.

549
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,850
On je moja simpatija u scenariju.

550
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:07,110
Ne, ne, ne.

551
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,510
Pravilo broj jedan za preživljavanje horor filma.

552
00:26:10,690 --> 00:26:13,030
Nikad ne vjeruj svojoj simpatiji.

553
00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:14,030
Pogledaj pažljivo.

554
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:17,350
Ima oči kukaca koje su prazne i škilje.

555
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:21,270
Iskrivljena usta koja se raspadaju poput psihopata.

556
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:23,070
S nogom koja se vrti.

557
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:26,010
I jezivi pristup serijskog ubojice.

558
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,450
Moja noga ne ide u spin.

559
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:28,630
Ali drugi tip, da.

560
00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:31,350
Ah, gledao sam u mene.

561
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:34,010
Specijalni agent Doofy.

562
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:35,570
Pa prestaje.

563
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,470
Slušaj, Doofy, stvarno nam treba tvoja pomoć.

564
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:39,650
Ne inzistirajte.

565
00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:41,270
Odložio sam svoju zvijezdu, gotovo je.

566
00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:43,970
Da ne spominjemo da smo usred globalne pandemije.

567
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:47,530
Žao mi je što vam tako govorim, ali Covid je gotov godinama.

568
00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:49,350
Jeste li sigurni?

569
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:50,290
Da.

570
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
Prokletstvo, dakle!

571
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,360
Što ću sa svim tim kutijama pašteta?

572
00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,580
Gubi se dovraga!

573
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:02,140
Ne želim da ti smetaju ili da ga uhvate.

574
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:03,280
Pogotovo jer nismo dolazili...

575
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,320
WOODSVILLE – GHOSTFACEOV RODNI GRAD
OVDJE JE UMRLO 22 014 GLUPIH TINEJDŽERA

576
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,510
To je zvuk policije!

577
00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,890
Specijalni agent Doofy na dužnosti da služi.

578
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:29,690
OK, samo zato što se istuširao ne znači da ga možemo srat.

579
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,830
Dakle, nije tuširanje, samo sam stavila gel.

580
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:34,110
Hoćeš malo?

581
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:34,910
Ne, to je lijepo.

582
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:35,430
To funkcionira.

583
00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:36,050
Hajde, Doofy.

584
00:27:37,510 --> 00:27:44,750
Sarah, čekamo li tvoju morsku propalicu ili možemo započeti naš sastanak?

585
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:45,330
Bok.

586
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:47,950
Mer, jesi li došao?

587
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:49,550
Ne, niti jednom u 15 godina.

588
00:27:49,770 --> 00:27:52,810
Ali počastila sam se ovom lijepom vibrosuissant ružom.

589
00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:53,750
Neću ti reći.

590
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,940
Moj stari prijatelj!

591
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:08,200
Ti si me naučio kako twerkati, ali prije svega kako pravilno napuniti bong!

592
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,200
Seko, nemoj plakati, vratio sam se.

593
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:11,440
Sardina?

594
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,620
Da, nisam potpisan.

595
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,440
Nije šala, seko.

596
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,640
Kako si mogao vjerovati da sam mrtav?

597
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:27,420
Iskreno, između dobivanja raka od pušenja trave, ovisnosti o rebrima i rasističkih policajaca, nisam mislio da ćeš preživjeti.

598
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,800
O da, pileći svinjski fumet, ubojita mješavina tamo gore.

599
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,300
To lucidira.

600
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:34,160
Doof, prestani mi se smiješiti!

601
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:36,740
Prokletstvo!

602
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:37,840
sta ima

603
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,240
sta ima

604
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,460
Hej, on je mentalno hendikepiran.

605
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,440
Ovo je njegovo normalno stanje, mrzovoljni alkoholičar.

606
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,600
Hej, samo naprijed, budi ljut!

607
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,160
Nemaš tu mrzovoljnu kučku.

608
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:47,620
Malo poštovanja, svejedno.

609
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,340
Posvuda vidim ljude nasmijane, to je tako čudno.

610
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:54,300
Nisam dobra osoba, pa bi to moglo biti samo prokletstvo.

611
00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:56,140
Iznenađenje!

612
00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,380
Pogledaj što imam.

613
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,820
Jeftine želatinske čaše s dozom alkohola i GHB.

614
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,360
Nitko se neće moći žaliti da nije bio upozoren.

615
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,860
Usput, oprostite zadnji put.

616
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:07,700
Učinio sam da Tourguel nije svjestan moje pritužbe.

617
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,320
Norma.

618
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:09,820
Tkanina.

619
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:10,680
Bok, Miranda.

620
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,080
Molim vas, nemojte me zvati mojim službenim imenom.

621
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Zovite me moj...

622
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,400
Cindy?

623
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,160
Gene je savršen.

624
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:23,320
Ovo je ludo, nisam te vidio čitavu vječnost.

625
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,860
Ne mogu vjerovati, nisi se promijenio.

626
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:33,140
Osim tvojih očiju, koje su gusto obrubljene borama, tvoje kose suhe kao sijeno i tvojih grudi koje padaju dok ne izgorimo.

627
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,140
Inače, osim toga, potpuno ste isti.

628
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,060
Što si radio sve ovo vrijeme?

629
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:43,020
Potpuno sam zanemario svoju djecu kako bih se pripremio ubiti Ghostfacea u slučaju da se vrati.

630
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,320
a ti

631
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:50,260
Provodio sam vrijeme tjerajući srednjoškolce na piće u nadi da ću ostati mlad i izbjeći menopauzu.

632
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,840
Znala sam da ćeš biti sjajna majka.

633
00:29:53,630 --> 00:29:54,429
Hoćemo li se zagrliti?

634
00:29:54,429 --> 00:29:58,590
Oh, želim jednog, ali sada sam republikanac, pa bih trebao biti rasist.

635
00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,070
Oh, curo, ionako mislim da su svi bijelci rasisti.

636
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:01,710
hajde

637
00:30:01,710 --> 00:30:02,690
U redu!

638
00:30:02,690 --> 00:30:03,670
Oh !

639
00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:04,470
Uzmi malo.

640
00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,930
Žele?

641
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,050
Oh da, molim te.

642
00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:07,910
Evo, kušajte ovo.

643
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:08,610
Znaš što, mama?

644
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:14,150
Ova bi kuća bila hladnija da ste uložili u jamu za lopte i dozator kondoma.

645
00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:15,230
Znam cool.

646
00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:19,590
Kad sam bio tvojih godina, pio sam boce s Puffyjem aka Puff Daddyjem aka Pididijem aka Diddyjem.

647
00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:20,870
Aka, uvijek je isto.

648
00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:23,050
AKA zanjihajte svoje tijelo.

649
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:25,110
Tvoja mama je bila najgori plamen.

650
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:26,870
Zarma!

651
00:30:26,870 --> 00:30:28,550
Želite li vidjeti nešto cool?

652
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:29,730
Pokazat ću ti nešto cool.

653
00:30:37,610 --> 00:30:38,950
Da, to je super.

654
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,170
Što radiš?

655
00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:40,910
Pa što?

656
00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:42,690
Morate ga tako držati.

657
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:44,670
da !

658
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,770
Hej, što ima?

659
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,530
Zašto ste svi pod stresom?

660
00:30:47,530 --> 00:30:48,670
Nije ni napunjen.

661
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:53,170
Oh, kokice!

662
00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,310
Uh, opet sam to napravio.

663
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,970
Bože, ozbiljan sam.

664
00:30:58,350 --> 00:30:59,870
Svaki put zaboravim posljednju loptu.

665
00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:01,090
Pomozi mi da uklonim tijelo.

666
00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:01,730
Da, samo naprijed.

667
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,170
Bilo je lijepo.

668
00:31:03,770 --> 00:31:05,690
I što planirate nakon toga?

669
00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:06,910
Voljela bih ići u Cancun.

670
00:31:07,050 --> 00:31:09,250
Oh, volim proljetne praznike u Cancunu.

671
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:10,550
Prije sam tamo stalno odlazio.

672
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:13,750
Nabio bih zaliske kuka u svoju macu i otišao na mjesto tjedan dana.

673
00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:14,890
Zato si tako fleksibilan.

674
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,240
BILO KOJI BIJELI FIGURANT

675
00:31:23,940 --> 00:31:24,540
U redu, hajde.

676
00:31:25,420 --> 00:31:26,400
Vratimo se našem poslu.

677
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,280
Kad vidim lice tog pointera, počinitelja pucnjave u školi, kažem sebi da si ti ubojica.

678
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,100
Što, ja?

679
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:32,540
U redu.

680
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,560
A kad vidite Oufijevog agenta, što si kažete?

681
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,760
Oprostite, ali nemam motiva.

682
00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:39,060
Ti si bio ubojica u prvom strašnom filmu.

683
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,000
Ozbiljno, ne bi trebao biti u zatvoru.

684
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:45,080
Ne, pomilovan sam za napad na Capitol gdje sam uhvaćen na djelu.

685
00:31:45,340 --> 00:31:46,160
sjećaš li se

686
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:46,860
Imam dokaz.

687
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:47,900
Ja sam.

688
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,380
U lijepom okruženju.

689
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,680
Volim tvoje žice.

690
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,860
Što ako pričamo o Jess?

691
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:54,680
Pričaju li ljudi o meni?

692
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,340
Žao mi je, ali ako postoji itko tko ima probleme koji bi mogli dovesti do ubojstva, to ste vi.

693
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,300
Transfobija nije dobra, u redu?

694
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:02,360
Jess je normalan dečko.

695
00:32:02,580 --> 00:32:02,800
Da.

696
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,900
Osim što mu nedostaje snage u rukama.

697
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,200
I viseći rep.

698
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,420
Hej, nisi vidio što su mi instalirali, u redu?

699
00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:09,240
Vidio sam to.

700
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,120
Obećao si.

701
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:16,580
U redu, gledajte, sve što znamo do sada je da su svi koji su bili napadnuti imali veze s prvim ubojicama.

702
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,840
Želi ubijati mlade ljude.

703
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,660
Ah ah, to je to, razumijem.

704
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,340
Snima ponovno pokretanje nastavka.

705
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Je li ovo novo?

706
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,800
Da, to je i ponovno pokretanje i nastavak.

707
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,720
Miješa originalnu postavu i nove likove.

708
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:31,560
S ciljem igranja na glupu nostalgiju i osvajanja novih fanova.

709
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,920
To je ono što rade cijelo vrijeme, sjetite se prošlog ljeta.

710
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:37,380
Zar to nije film?

711
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,920
Da se sjećam ovog ljeta?

712
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,840
Brkaš to s ljetom kad sam postala lijepa.

713
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:41,540
Ona ima pravo.

714
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,280
Re, gdje si bio?

715
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,380
Pregledavao sam prljavo rublje, našao sam čisto donje rublje.

716
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:46,480
Oh.

717
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,200
Imam li čisto donje rublje?

718
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,720
Da, to potvrđuje da naš ubojica piše osobnu verziju Horor filma.

719
00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:58,120
Ok, ako se pozovemo na poznata pravila ponovnog pokretanja, tko je ubojica?

720
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,440
Mislim da je očito.

721
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,120
Pa tko je to?

722
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,040
Ti, kujo.

723
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,300
ja ?

724
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,920
Ljudi, ja nisam ubojica.

725
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,820
Ghostface je skočio u utorak da me namami ovamo.

726
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,020
Mislim da je ciljao na Mardija da te namami ovamo i...

727
00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:17,360
privući i tebe, iznenada.

728
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,140
Želi pobiti stare.

729
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:21,100
Djevojka je priča.

730
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,300
Da, jasno, to je prava srna.

731
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,320
Jebite se svi i jebite se, Meradi!

732
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,060
Kako razgovara sa svojom majkom, oh!

733
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:31,960
Zabranjujem ti da me ne poštuješ!

734
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,820
I zovi me mama, draga!

735
00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:36,400
Ili mama, ili kako već voliš, ti si taj.

736
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,880
Osumnjičenik je još u bijegu.

737
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,980
4 crnca, bijela maska, nož za kidanje.

738
00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:46,600
Dobro primljeno.

739
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,460
ZNAM!

740
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,440
Halo, slušam.

741
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,880
Halo, šerife?

742
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,880
Jesi li to ti, Underwood?

743
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,260
Dat ću ti natuknicu.

744
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,030
Koji je vaš omiljeni horor film?

745
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,560
Želiš li razgovarati o horor filmovima?

746
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,239
Morate vidjeti video mog prijatelja iz Konga, zastrašujuće je.

747
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,700
Kad to vidite, čak i ako vas odgurne, naježit ćete se.

748
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,240
Poslat ću ti link pa ćeš vidjeti.

749
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,420
Inače, što hoćeš od mene, molim te?

750
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:23,540
Plaćam te samo da ti kažem da kad dođeš kući, već ću potpisati tvoju unuku, draga.

751
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,280
Moja unuka je dječak, idiote!

752
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,240
što...

753
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:55,380
Nije li to ono što tražite?

754
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,420
Oh, čekaj, pomoći ću ti.

755
00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,340
Imam samo tvoju kobasicu na miru!

756
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,200
Javljam se.

757
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,740
Što hoćeš, lice mira?

758
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:16,760
Imaš oca, imaš...

759
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,840
sin?

760
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:18,640
Kakva bol.

761
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,560
Nešto mi govori da si sam kod kuće.

762
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,540
Da, tata je vani, ali tip s bazena,...

763
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:27,220
vrtlar i vodoinstalater koji radi ispod stola, svi su tu, zaglavljeni.

764
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,280
Pogledaj kroz prozor.

765
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,540
Čekaj, neće biti moguće...

766
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:37,260
Ne, ne, oni su motor američke ekonomije!

767
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,140
I previše sam bijel za te poslove sam.

768
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,220
Prijeđimo odmah na stvar.

769
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,340
Postavit ću ti pitanje.

770
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,440
Ako odgovoriš točno, ostaješ živ.

771
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:50,000
Tko je bio ubojica u Horor filmu?

772
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,140
Oh, sranje, bio je to Bobby, a zatim Ray gay, tip koji je volio dečke, čak i ako se ponašao suprotno.

773
00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:57,700
Homofobija u 2000-ima.

774
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,660
Vidiš, imam te, kučko.

775
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,560
Lažna !

776
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,680
Morate kupiti nešto posebno, čupavo.

777
00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:04,600
Sad ćeš umrijeti.

778
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,360
BOMBOCLAT!

779
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,280
Trebao bi otići i otvoriti ga.

780
00:36:19,340 --> 00:36:22,180
Jasno vidim da pokušavaš ukrasti moj paket.

781
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,620
Bilo je lako.

782
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:33,280
Je li netko naručio pečena jaja?

783
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:36,820
čekaj...

784
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,340
Ne brini, bilo bi glupo dovesti ubojicu.

785
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,020
Sada ćete se moći identificirati kao mrtvi.

786
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,140
To je smeće.

787
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,640
A bodež, kao znak.

788
00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:01,880
Hajde, cure, vrijeme je za Ghostface!

789
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:06,640
Hvala vam, figurice Ghostface, za fanove ZZ Westa, za live vijesti OnlyFans.

790
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,460
Nije blic-vijest, blic-nafo.

791
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Nemaš ni snimatelja!

792
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,660
Telefon!

793
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:13,900
Oprostite.

794
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,560
Oh, ali ne, ti si...

795
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,860
Trostruka nominacija za Zlatni mikrofon u kategoriji Najbolja reportaža.

796
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:27,280
Htjela sam reći djevojka iz serije Prijatelji, ali kratkonoga i manje botoksirana verzija.

797
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,500
Srećom nisi ništa rekla.

798
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:32,000
Zar stvarno ne znaš tko sam ja?

799
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,120
Za vašu informaciju, ja sam...

800
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,540
Gail Amal!

801
00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:35,740
To je Aelstorm.

802
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,560
Gail, izlazi odatle, kučko!

803
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,240
Oh, vau...

804
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:43,880
Dvije djevojke.

805
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:45,440
da...

806
00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:46,740
Gail...

807
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:47,820
Vau...

808
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:49,340
Nisi ni malo ostario.

809
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,860
Uzeli ste milijune.

810
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,540
Imam puno puta svoje prste, svoje prste, svoje testise.

811
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:56,020
Zašto nosiš ovu smiješnu uniformu?

812
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,200
Hm, da, opet radim na slučaju.

813
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,920
Ja sam samo u fringos face.

814
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:01,280
o da, uh...

815
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,440
Posebna agencija, imam kratko pitanje.

816
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,400
uh...

817
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:09,960
Ima li osumnjičenih za ovaj tragični, posve predvidljivi incident?

818
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,280
Nemam pravo to reći.

819
00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:12,960
Naravno da jest.

820
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:14,020
OK, da.

821
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:15,620
možda...

822
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,000
Reci mi dio.

823
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:20,340
da...

824
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:24,959
Sjećate li se kada ste pušili za povjerljive informacije?

825
00:38:24,959 --> 00:38:27,420
Oprosti, gotovo je, prestao sam pušiti, OK?

826
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:28,040
Od mene također.

827
00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,880
Ah, oprosti, i meni.

828
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,420
Prešao sam na drkanje, ali priča mora biti vrijedna toga.

829
00:38:32,540 --> 00:38:34,120
Da, idemo na drkanje.

830
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:35,340
Hajde, dobro, dobro.

831
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:46,960
Ako.

832
00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:57,610
Sredit ću te, sredit ću te.

833
00:38:57,610 --> 00:38:58,870
Tontonin će te uhvatiti.

834
00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:01,130
Vrati mi moju odjeću, ti mali nitkove.

835
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:06,470
Možda ne bismo trebali legalizirati travu.

836
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,610
Jebi ga, legaliziraj sve!

837
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,240
Pozdrav, Shorty.

838
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,600
Znate da je pušenje loše za vaše zdravlje.

839
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,580
Da, lažno je, trava uopće nije štetna.

840
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:29,780
Prepuno je vitamina.

841
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,220
Postoji T, H, C.

842
00:39:31,820 --> 00:39:33,120
C, B i D.

843
00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,520
Što nije u redu s tobom, Shorty?

844
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,120
Činiš se malo...

845
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,560
napeto.

846
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:43,380
Mora da je zato što maskirani serijski ubojica pijucka čaj iz moje šalice.

847
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,920
Shorty, ti si moj veliki tip.

848
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:46,440
Pa, mislim, prijatelju.

849
00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:47,820
Hajde, sjedni.

850
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,220
Dobro.

851
00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:54,180
Zar se ne želiš odreći trave?

852
00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:56,160
Ozbiljno, stari, već sam pokušao.

853
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,800
Ali moja mi je sestra rekla da nisam odgojio osobu koja odustaje.

854
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,660
Dakle, nisam odustala.

855
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,300
Mogli bismo pokušati s hipnozom.

856
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,440
Slušaj, brate, možeš mi mahati u lice koliko god hoćeš glupim visakima, neće ići.

857
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,580
Nikada mi se nećeš moći odvojiti.

858
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,240
Spavati.

859
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:16,320
Kratki.

860
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,600
Što je to?

861
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,660
Reci mi malo...

862
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:23,200
tvoje majke.

863
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,140
Ozbiljno, veliki.

864
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,940
Ne možemo li početi s nečim laganim?

865
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:29,900
Kao, s vremena na vrijeme, ližeš dupe.

866
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,180
Da, volim to.

867
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,080
Reci mi što mu se dogodilo, Shorty.

868
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,800
Vraćala se kući s posla.

869
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,000
Njegova je kutija bila parkirana uz pločnike.

870
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:44,040
Netko je bio unutra.

871
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:46,720
A događalo se nešto strašno.

872
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,920
Zašto nikome nisi rekao?

873
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,860
Nisam mogla.

874
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,060
Dečki su me tražili.

875
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,460
Imao si samo 11 godina.

876
00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:58,680
Počeo sam mlad, velik.

877
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:01,380
Oh...

878
00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:02,920
Što vidite?

879
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,440
AKO VIDITE DA SE OVAJ AUTO LJULJA
IDE SVOJ PUT BEZ DA ME PIŠKAŠ

880
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,400
vidim...

881
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,740
Ogromno prskanje na prozoru.

882
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,100
Kao gejzir.

883
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:21,020
Policija je rekla da je riječ o ubojstvu-samoubojstvu.

884
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,560
Ubila je ovog jadnika.

885
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:27,160
Kad su otvorili vrata, mjesto im je iskliznulo kao govno.

886
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:33,060
Kao oko žabe u obliku vode.

887
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:35,340
Nisam htjela vjerovati.

888
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:38,460
U što si odbio vjerovati?

889
00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,480
Da je moja majka bila prizemljena žena.

890
00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:45,720
Od tada se toliko smočila da joj je cijeli pod u sobi bio iskrivljen.

891
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,400
Ne mogu se više pomaknuti.

892
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,480
Ti si paraliziran.

893
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,200
hajde

894
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:51,840
Dopustite da vas proguta...

895
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,560
u stolici.

896
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:53,540
Čekaj, ne!

897
00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:54,680
Dopustite da vas proguta.

898
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:16,620
Potpuno sam K-pop u glavi!

899
00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:20,100
Ne, ti si totalno K-pop u glavi.

900
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:35,210
Mislim da to treba reći.

901
00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:38,710
U glavi sam potpuno K-pop.

902
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:40,230
U glavi sam potpuno K-pop.

903
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:50,145
Sada sam tako jaka.

904
00:43:26,510 --> 00:43:31,790
Prokletstvo, ovo je stvarno dobro. Bolesna stvar!

905
00:43:31,790 --> 00:43:33,891
Bio sam više napušen od Elona Muska.

906
00:43:34,585 --> 00:43:36,412
prijatelju moj!

907
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,200
SVETO SRANJE! SIN!

908
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:49,720
utorak?

909
00:43:50,070 --> 00:43:51,510
utorak?

910
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,440
Boppy?

911
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,780
Boppy, što...

912
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,640
Ona će umrijeti.

913
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,300
Govoriš li o našoj kćeri?

914
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:05,840
Vjerojatno si u pravu, žilava je.

915
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,380
Ali vidjet ćemo koliko vrijedi s nožem u trbuhu.

916
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,920
ja ću umrijeti.

917
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,720
Ali Boppy, ti si već mrtav.

918
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:16,240
Ova halucinacija samo je rezultat moje krivnje jer sam bila užasna majka.

919
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Ili je to možda nesreća koju sam upravo navukao na sebe.

920
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,140
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

921
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,960
Ti jadno kopile, nećeš me ubiti.

922
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,200
Ti ćeš umrijeti.

923
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:33,260
Imao sam ga do ovdje.

924
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,500
Prestani mi se smiješiti.

925
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,180
ne mogu

926
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,400
Botoks.

927
00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:40,060
To je psihijatrijska bolnica.

928
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,580
Ovdje se svi smiješe.

929
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,200
Što?

930
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Možete li mi reći gdje je odjel intenzivne njege?

931
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,320
Je li ovako ili ovako?

932
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,280
Više je vremena za posjete, naravno.

933
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,460
Gdje mi je bila glava?

934
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:57,800
Iz lanca ističu da Crni petak nije rezerviran samo za obojene ljude.

935
00:44:58,140 --> 00:45:03,540
Pa idi i reci to mom crnom prijatelju Beniti koji vjerojatno tuče mušteriju zbog onoga što želi da učinimo.

936
00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:01,060
CRNI PETAK JE CRNI

937
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,120
Savršeno, Benita?

938
00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:10,480
GENERACIJAMA

939
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,160
SAMO JEDAN UMJETNIK

940
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,360
ZAISTA LJUBAV PROTRESI

941
00:45:21,770 --> 00:45:23,130
Ali ti nisi Michael.

942
00:45:23,810 --> 00:45:25,350
Michael ima mokre kovrče.

943
00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:26,850
Što si stavio na čelo?

944
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:27,690
Laštilo za cipele?

945
00:45:27,690 --> 00:45:29,310
Ljudi misle da je to krema za cipele.

946
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,670
Ali koristim marker.

947
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,150
Kosa ti izgleda kao da se rastopila.

948
00:45:32,990 --> 00:45:34,410
Michael je imao jednu dojku.

949
00:45:34,630 --> 00:45:35,370
Ja sam lama.

950
00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:38,170
Nema veze s Michaelom.

951
00:45:38,490 --> 00:45:39,670
Plešeš kao stopalo.

952
00:45:39,890 --> 00:45:40,770
trenirao sam.

953
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,650
Napravio sam mjesečev hod.

954
00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,190
Dokle me je samo tako povukao nazad, taj ludi gad.

955
00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:01,310
Oh, Germaine!

956
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:04,870
Dostupno za Judea Geeksa.

957
00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:06,290
Isključujući Ubi.

958
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:10,790
Idem ga preuzeti.

959
00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:15,190
tko je to

960
00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,610
Nema razloga za brigu.

961
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:22,960
nedostajat ćeš mi

962
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,620
Oh, sranje!

963
00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:31,800
Razmišljajte kao Renoise!

964
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,020
Prokletstvo!

965
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:48,080
Je li ti Sarah rekla da dođeš?

966
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,000
Da.

967
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,140
Zato sam ovdje.

968
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:54,540
Ne da te ubijem ili nešto slično.

969
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,020
Zašto imaš rukavice?

970
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,840
Nećete mi vjerovati, ali mislio sam se odjenuti u afričkog diktatora za Noć vještica.

971
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,540
Eto, izgleda ginekološki.

972
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,180
Pažnja!

973
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,160
Gledaj, stari, skoro si mi otvorio vrata.

974
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:09,200
mislim...

975
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:14,180
Ovaj put...

976
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,440
URNESENI PLIN

977
00:47:26,020 --> 00:47:28,330
Iskrvarit ću te kao krmaču.

978
00:47:29,590 --> 00:47:33,770
Oh, da.

979
00:47:34,870 --> 00:47:35,910
idem...

980
00:47:36,650 --> 00:47:39,310
Kakva je ovo usrana linija?

981
00:47:40,510 --> 00:47:42,370
Istina je, ozbiljno je.

982
00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:43,530
Što ćeš sljedeće učiniti?

983
00:47:43,530 --> 00:47:44,610
Presjeći ću te u zraku.

984
00:47:49,270 --> 00:47:51,110
Dobro si zdrobio oko.

985
00:47:51,450 --> 00:47:52,750
Ne mogu to više podnijeti.

986
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:56,410
Bit ćeš protiv toga da ti ukradem ušicu.

987
00:47:56,410 --> 00:47:56,910
ubit ću te.

988
00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:02,190
ubit ću te.

989
00:48:03,310 --> 00:48:05,730
Žao mi je što je tako glupo.

990
00:48:05,910 --> 00:48:07,110
Ne možeš me ubiti.

991
00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:10,590
ja ću umrijeti.

992
00:48:10,770 --> 00:48:12,390
Ja ću prvi umrijeti.

993
00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:17,550
Stvarno će me ubiti.

994
00:48:17,550 --> 00:48:39,230
''Zastrašujuća glazba'' Neee

995
00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,010
želim isto što i...

996
00:48:42,290 --> 00:48:47,230
''Zastrašujuća glazba'' Pripremi se da završiš u lardu moja malenkost!

997
00:48:47,230 --> 00:48:50,430
''Zastrašujuća glazba'' Ne!

998
00:48:50,430 --> 00:48:51,870
''Zastrašujuća glazba'' Molim vas!

999
00:48:51,870 --> 00:48:54,670
''Zastrašujuća glazba'' Ne, ne...

1000
00:48:58,030 --> 00:48:59,410
Hajde, maknimo se s puta.

1001
00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:00,610
Očistite put.

1002
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:01,490
Neka prođe.

1003
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:03,550
Specijalna policijska misija.

1004
00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:04,370
Dufy!

1005
00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:05,250
Izvoli!

1006
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,370
Misija generala.

1007
00:49:08,810 --> 00:49:11,110
Pogledaj ptičicu kako se vidi!

1008
00:49:11,530 --> 00:49:12,790
sta je ovo

1009
00:49:12,790 --> 00:49:16,250
Moj brat s mora je uvijek govorio: "Nikad ne izlazi bez pištolja!"

1010
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,830
» Samo naprijed!

1011
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,590
U redu, ako želiš, idem pronaći tvoju simpatiju.

1012
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:22,010
Pronaći ću tvoju simpatiju.

1013
00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,950
Previše me boli, u agoniji sam!

1014
00:49:25,950 --> 00:49:28,170
Sarah, ako ne uspijem!

1015
00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:30,430
Ozbiljno, Sorette, prestani se igrati!

1016
00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:32,670
To je horor film, nećete dobiti Toscar!

1017
00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:34,670
Pitajte Demi Moore!

1018
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:37,090
unaprijed !

1019
00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:39,750
Misija obavljena, spasio sam Jacka!

1020
00:49:41,370 --> 00:49:42,410
Smijao sam se tome!

1021
00:49:42,410 --> 00:49:43,810
Gusti, jesi li ti glup ili što?

1022
00:49:43,810 --> 00:49:44,850
Da, tamo ima ljudi!

1023
00:49:44,850 --> 00:49:46,670
Pa, jači su nego što vidite!

1024
00:49:48,170 --> 00:49:50,990
Nema više mene i tebe, Gusti!

1025
00:49:52,670 --> 00:49:54,950
Moraš im pucati u glavu!

1026
00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:56,990
Uvijek u glavi!

1027
00:50:02,010 --> 00:50:03,610
Stop!

1028
00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:05,670
Krema!

1029
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:09,050
Ti glupi luđaku!

1030
00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:10,410
Krv!

1031
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,890
Maëve!

1032
00:50:11,890 --> 00:50:13,950
Podprst!

1033
00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,310
Oh, prokletstvo!

1034
00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:17,010
Ti si taj koji to tako radi!

1035
00:50:17,010 --> 00:50:17,950
Oh !

1036
00:50:17,950 --> 00:50:20,170
Moje dupe!

1037
00:50:20,170 --> 00:50:22,290
Ali sve dok mirišu isto!

1038
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,790
Puzi mi u guzicu!

1039
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:26,890
Nije dosadno!

1040
00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:28,210
Jedan posljednji svijet?

1041
00:50:28,210 --> 00:50:30,390
Htjela sam kakiti!

1042
00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:35,550
Oh !

1043
00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:36,910
O ne, nema šanse!

1044
00:50:36,910 --> 00:50:38,490
Neću čistiti ovo sranje!

1045
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,570
Ja sam na pauzi!

1046
00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:40,570
Dosadno ti je!

1047
00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:42,290
Ubijam, ne čistim!

1048
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:43,090
Što si tamo rekao?

1049
00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:43,550
ja ?

1050
00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:44,290
ništa !

1051
00:50:45,350 --> 00:50:46,890
Što ste rekli, obitelji?

1052
00:50:46,890 --> 00:50:48,170
To je tvoj prijatelj kratki!

1053
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:50,070
To je to, opet je Noć vještica, čekajte!

1054
00:50:50,070 --> 00:50:55,530
I to je još jedan dan u kojem ću osjetiti što više nuggetsa bez da se uopće drkam!

1055
00:50:55,530 --> 00:50:57,950
Dok buljite u mene, idioti!

1056
00:50:57,950 --> 00:50:59,450
Koja je tvoja glupost?

1057
00:50:59,450 --> 00:50:59,970
Izgled!

1058
00:50:59,970 --> 00:51:02,070
Želim napraviti malu posvetu svom sponzoru!

1059
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,850
Angry Orchard, hardcore cider!

1060
00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:11,150
Imaju jabuke koje raspravljaju!

1061
00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:11,930
Oh !

1062
00:51:11,930 --> 00:51:13,470
U dobroj smo formi!

1063
00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:13,790
Ne, ne!

1064
00:51:13,790 --> 00:51:15,250
Imam marketinšku grešku!

1065
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:15,990
da !

1066
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:18,630
Nema šanse da imate vlastiti Halloween bez sjajnog gosta!

1067
00:51:18,630 --> 00:51:20,850
Imamo legendu streaminga igara, Mister...

1068
00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:21,750
Koi...

1069
00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:25,670
Sennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

1070
00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:32,970
Razgovarajmo o poslu!

1071
00:51:32,970 --> 00:51:34,690
Što vas dovodi do ove mačke?

1072
00:51:35,090 --> 00:51:36,950
Obećao si da ću biti u filmu!

1073
00:51:36,950 --> 00:51:38,630
Zvao sam te, ali ti si me duh!

1074
00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:42,550
Brate, mislio sam da je još jedna dosadna djevojka koju sam zatvorio!

1075
00:51:42,550 --> 00:51:43,850
Eto, priznajem da nemam razloga za brigu!

1076
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:47,810
Hej, kad smo već kod duhova, postoji netko tko želi razgovarati s tobom!

1077
00:51:48,630 --> 00:51:49,330
Idemo!

1078
00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,590
Koji je vaš omiljeni horor film?

1079
00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:06,450
Vraćamo se u veliko kazalište!

1080
00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:07,030
Što piše?

1081
00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:09,290
Halucinirao sam mačjeg cvrčka kako visi oko tvoje kuće!

1082
00:52:09,290 --> 00:52:09,910
O da, svaka čast!

1083
00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:11,750
Prolaze im jabuke!

1084
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,250
DA !

1085
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:14,710
Što je to?

1086
00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:15,570
DA !

1087
00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:17,610
DA !

1088
00:52:18,910 --> 00:52:21,130
Radit ćemo ono što najviše volim!

1089
00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:23,050
Okreni kotač...

1090
00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:24,770
CONNIE!

1091
00:52:24,770 --> 00:52:26,690
Ali nisam trebao objašnjavati!

1092
00:52:26,690 --> 00:52:28,110
Spremi se momče!

1093
00:52:28,110 --> 00:52:30,330
Ali upozori me, spržit ćemo ti pičku!

1094
00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:31,890
Nisam ništa napravio!

1095
00:52:31,890 --> 00:52:33,670
Iskreno, učini bilo što!

1096
00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:35,830
To je glupa igra!

1097
00:52:39,970 --> 00:52:40,930
Prokletstvo!

1098
00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:41,930
hej

1099
00:52:41,930 --> 00:52:42,790
hej

1100
00:52:42,790 --> 00:52:43,290
hej

1101
00:52:43,290 --> 00:52:43,710
hej

1102
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:43,810
hej

1103
00:52:43,810 --> 00:52:44,550
hej

1104
00:52:46,610 --> 00:52:50,110
Ne, ne, ne, ne!

1105
00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:50,210
hej

1106
00:52:50,210 --> 00:52:50,930
hej

1107
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:51,530
hej

1108
00:52:51,530 --> 00:52:51,930
hej

1109
00:52:51,930 --> 00:52:52,290
hej

1110
00:52:52,290 --> 00:52:52,470
hej

1111
00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,990
Dvojici odrubljene glave!

1112
00:52:53,990 --> 00:52:57,850
Živi uživo!

1113
00:52:57,850 --> 00:52:58,250
Oh !

1114
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:58,350
hej

1115
00:52:58,350 --> 00:52:58,470
hej

1116
00:52:58,470 --> 00:52:59,130
hej

1117
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:03,890
Ovako, promijeni!

1118
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,060
Nije prerano!

1119
00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:29,440
Počela sam očajavati!

1120
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,560
Ne propustite!

1121
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,940
Ostanite mirni!

1122
00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:37,800
Znači on je naš osumnjičenik?

1123
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,880
Poznat kao Minimum.

1124
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:44,100
Bio je majstor u kući koja je navodno bila ukleta 2001.

1125
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,320
Ima li još nešto što bih trebao znati?

1126
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,620
Tvoja te žena mrzi.

1127
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,860
Mislite li da je zemlja obična?

1128
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,660
Glasali ste za Trumpa...

1129
00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:53,360
tri puta.

1130
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,640
Ja ipak nisam glasao za curu!

1131
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:56,440
ozbiljno!

1132
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,900
Mislim da Minimum nije ništa drugo nego poznati Ghostface.

1133
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:03,720
Toliko toga možete staviti unutra!

1134
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:05,760
Prestanite se opirati!

1135
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,440
Istina je da je izgledao prilično sumnjivo!

1136
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,360
Došli su na krivu stanicu!

1137
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,520
Uče li vas lekcije vaše medijske vještine?

1138
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:15,680
br.

1139
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:17,540
Završio sam nalog za uhićenje.

1140
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,540
Nije lako.

1141
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,480
Je li ovaj crnac?

1142
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:24,460
Ne tako crno.

1143
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:26,560
Prilično je trulo smeđe boje.

1144
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,020
Kad će me previše nabiti u zube?

1145
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:34,140
Ipak prestanimo s tim.

1146
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,620
Naći ćemo nešto za njega.

1147
00:54:36,820 --> 00:54:39,180
Ljudi, ne zaboravite isključiti svoje kamere!

1148
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:41,220
Gospođice Alestorm, drago mi je vidjeti vas opet.

1149
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,140
Doktore, molim vas, morate me pomladiti.

1150
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,360
Ovi mali pilići jedu moju publiku.

1151
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,100
Sve su nabijene u svojim haljinama pred svojim kišnim svjetlima.

1152
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,200
Povjeri me onima.

1153
00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:55,520
Corvitus od pljoski, stravično opustošen vremenom, učinit ću te potpunim.

1154
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:56,360
Kakav pjesnik.

1155
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,360
Idemo na posebnu Cougar formulu.

1156
00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:02,960
Dopustit ću vam da pogledate kratki video o detaljima intervencije i krenimo.

1157
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,430
Dosadilo vam je biti star i oronuo?

1158
00:55:10,430 --> 00:55:12,610
Želite ponovno postati mladi?

1159
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:13,750
Seksi?

1160
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,230
Opet jebeno?

1161
00:55:15,230 --> 00:55:20,290
Jedna injekcija pojačava vaš DNK i stvara novu verziju vas.

1162
00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:22,990
U najboljem slučaju, visina.

1163
00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:24,170
Umak.

1164
00:55:25,650 --> 00:55:30,110
Doktore, nadam se da nije poput one glupe svijeće koja miriše na vaginu Gwyneth Paltrow.

1165
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,190
Krvari.

1166
00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:53,450
To čini vraški ples u umaku.

1167
00:55:54,910 --> 00:55:56,350
Oh, maska ​​na maski.

1168
00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:59,430
Ne šalim se s higijenom, doktore?

1169
00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:05,670
Mislim da sam se predomislio.

1170
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:06,750
Ostalo je prirodno.

1171
00:56:06,850 --> 00:56:08,430
Prihvatio sam da postanem stara koža.

1172
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:09,810
Aaaaah

1173
00:56:09,810 --> 00:56:24,800
!

1174
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:34,880
Aaaaah!

1175
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:41,680
EPSTEIN DOSJEJI - POTPUNA VERZIJA
UPOZORENJE: MORATE PRODATI DUŠU DA GA PROČITATE

1176
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:12,480
O prokletstvo!

1177
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,540
Loš film!

1178
00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:16,740
Ostao sam dobro!

1179
00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:17,620
Previše pričaš.

1180
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:21,480
Samo se trebam infiltrirati u moje dupe.

1181
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,560
Hej, Sarah!

1182
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,020
Utorak, htio sam te doći vidjeti, kunem se.

1183
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,440
Žao mi je zbog svega što sam ti učinio.

1184
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,420
Pogotovo što sam te tako nazvao.

1185
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:43,380
Bio je Mardi Gras, bio sam super napušen.

1186
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:46,360
Ali jedno ti obećavam, ubit ću tog kurvinog sina.

1187
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,700
Ne brini, u redu je.

1188
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,000
Hajde, odvest ću ga do auta.

1189
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,120
Odvest ću te do auta!

1190
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,400
Nisam gluh, seronjo, izboden sam!

1191
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,020
Uzimam utorak od svih ovih sranja!

1192
00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,060
Oh !

1193
00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:04,520
I ja sam pokušao pobjeći, ali on te nikad neće pustiti!

1194
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,300
On odlučuje o svemu, on drži naše živote u svojim rukama.

1195
00:58:06,380 --> 00:58:08,160
Ovaj ubojica je opasan kao Parcoursu.

1196
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:11,820
Pa da, imam sina od prijateljice koji je bio 110. na listi čekanja.

1197
00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:14,460
Ubojica, s druge strane, nema listu čekanja.

1198
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,000
Svi će sigurno biti uhvaćeni.

1199
00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:18,320
Oh, ubojica se igra s mojim živcima!

1200
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,140
Zašto nas odmah ne dokrajči?

1201
00:58:20,140 --> 00:58:21,440
Govori za sebe, curo!

1202
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,100
Ali što čekate?

1203
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,700
Ne, ne tako, dušo!

1204
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,200
Pogledajte kako mi to radimo!

1205
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,900
sta cekas

1206
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:30,940
Ali što čekate?

1207
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:33,660
sta cekas

1208
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:36,520
sta cekas

1209
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,200
Ali što čekate?

1210
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,600
Radije bih umro nego tebe imao za majku!

1211
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,180
sta cekas

1212
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:43,400
eh

1213
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,020
Jeste li sigurni u svoj potez?

1214
00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:52,020
Oh, apsolutno!

1215
00:58:52,020 --> 00:58:53,220
Samo tako nastavi!

1216
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,260
Candyman!

1217
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,160
Candyman!

1218
00:59:09,450 --> 00:59:10,650
Prokletstvo!

1219
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:16,530
Wesh, Candyman!

1220
00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:17,990
Što imaš, svoje slatkiše?

1221
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:23,210
Imam što želiš, THC medvjedića, chum lollipop, chocotrine...

1222
00:59:23,210 --> 00:59:24,230
Ah, to je ludo!

1223
00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:26,590
Zašto ti je trebalo tako dugo da se vratiš, ha?

1224
00:59:26,590 --> 00:59:29,330
Ozbiljno, Clarence, nazvao sam te otprilike 5 puta, čovječe!

1225
00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:30,850
Sljedeći put pojavit će se vas troje!

1226
00:59:30,850 --> 00:59:31,510
ti si lud!

1227
00:59:31,510 --> 00:59:33,170
Nisi me ni nazvao!

1228
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:36,470
Sva sreća da sam prolazio i čuo te kroz onu rupu u zidu!

1229
00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:37,650
Usput, pređite preko ove prljavštine!

1230
00:59:37,650 --> 00:59:39,190
Začepi svoja velika usta!

1231
00:59:39,190 --> 00:59:40,590
Idi kod proktologa, veliki momče!

1232
00:59:40,590 --> 00:59:42,330
I provjerite svoje lice!

1233
00:59:42,330 --> 00:59:45,270
Napravio sam ti etnika na 40 metli, pretjerano je brate!

1234
00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:46,550
Čekaj, ja sam cool od Charronnoisa!

1235
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,570
Dakle, samo ovuda!

1236
00:59:47,570 --> 00:59:50,310
Nismo ovdje da se zagrijemo, već da se napušimo!

1237
00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:51,570
Bit će ludnica, dečki!

1238
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,520
Sretan Halloween svima!

1239
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,240
Pazi na Ghostface!

1240
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,420
Gdje je moje veliko lice?

1241
01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:01,900
Bok!

1242
01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,760
Sviđa mi se, tako elegantan!

1243
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,120
zgodna si.

1244
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,020
Znaš li gdje ti je sestra?

1245
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,920
Oh !

1246
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:09,620
Zraka!

1247
01:00:09,620 --> 01:00:11,320
Ne biste primijetili kvalitetu?

1248
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,720
Nisam je vidio otkad je otišla na one demonstracije!

1249
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,720
ne !

1250
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,240
Oh !

1251
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,040
Ray, daj da pogodim.

1252
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,420
Ti si Woody iz Puffsburyja!

1253
01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:21,900
Ne, to zvuči previše gay!

1254
01:00:21,900 --> 01:00:24,559
Ja sam Jacky Leloul, u tajni planine Brokeback.

1255
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,180
Samo da te mogu ostaviti, ne bismo više bili zajedno.

1256
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,740
Ti, on bježi!

1257
01:00:31,740 --> 01:00:32,740
Brenda!

1258
01:00:32,740 --> 01:00:33,160
Što?

1259
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,700
Zar nisi vidio moju veliku vrećicu slatkiša?

1260
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:39,020
Bilo je tu čokoladica, lizalica, marshmallowa...

1261
01:00:39,020 --> 01:00:39,980
Da, to je za oštroumne!

1262
01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:41,340
Ne, ne brini, nije nestao.

1263
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:42,920
Dat ću ga djeci koja su svratila.

1264
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,400
Brenda!

1265
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,220
To je bila moja zaliha!

1266
01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:47,480
Oh !

1267
01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:05,110
Juhu!

1268
01:01:05,110 --> 01:01:10,790
Pušim, Big Mac!

1269
01:01:10,790 --> 01:01:14,990
Ja brojim ovcu!

1270
01:01:14,990 --> 01:01:17,270
Šest sranja!

1271
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,560
STOP ZABRANI KNJIGA
OSIM HARRY POTTERA

1272
01:01:44,050 --> 01:01:45,250
Usrana atmosfera.

1273
01:01:45,550 --> 01:01:51,000
Usrana atmosfera.

1274
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,900
Zašto tako bulji u mene?

1275
01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:01,659
Malo je živahan, ali nikad se ne približava vašem stilu.

1276
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,200
Oh, što, stvarno?

1277
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,980
Hej, hej!

1278
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,820
Kakvo je ovo lice?

1279
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:25,540
Znate li koliko beba umire od mikroplastike?

1280
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:30,740
sranje!

1281
01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:35,500
Ne, to je Gross Face!

1282
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,100
Oh, ne!

1283
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:39,100
Zajebala se!

1284
01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,720
Zašto prvo ona?

1285
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,500
Znače li vam išta inkluzivne zamjenice?

1286
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,740
Yel je izboden!

1287
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:46,480
Ali gospođica Yel lomi mi jajnike svojim neugodnim primjedbama!

1288
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,580
Da, nije u krivu.

1289
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,220
To su kareni poput tebe koji nude guzice patrijaršiji dok nam lome vrat ispod koljena!

1290
01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:55,720
Ah, sad imamo pravo na antirasistički govor!

1291
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,300
Počinje me ljutiti!

1292
01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:58,720
To je Yel, kučko!

1293
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,900
Slušaj pažljivo, kučko, nisam ja budala!

1294
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,440
Stvarno zovem Yel!

1295
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,700
Postaje zanimljivo.

1296
01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:08,340
Ne slušaj njihova sranja.

1297
01:03:08,340 --> 01:03:11,220
Kad Yel želi pucati, Yel zna gdje nas može pronaći.

1298
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:15,940
Toksična muškost i muškost nikome ne čine uslugu!

1299
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:18,100
Kako je moja muževnost toksična?

1300
01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:21,040
Volim žene i sport, ali ne u isto vrijeme.

1301
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,320
Uzmi to, kučko!

1302
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,040
Moj red!

1303
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,720
Pojedite to, otkotrljajte se, roboti!

1304
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:26,880
I ti, ja ću ga posaditi!

1305
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:27,740
Moj red!

1306
01:03:27,740 --> 01:03:28,840
Jebeš zamjenice!

1307
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,960
To je sve tvoje vrijeme!

1308
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,380
To je vjera patrijarhata!

1309
01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:41,100
ujak van?

1310
01:03:41,100 --> 01:03:41,760
Da, ja sam moj nećak.

1311
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,500
Mogu li te pitati nešto?

1312
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:45,340
Vaga!

1313
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:49,840
Objasni mi kako kušati djevojku.

1314
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:52,660
Pojesti dagnju?

1315
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:53,360
Reci to tako.

1316
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,960
To je tako jezivo, ali da.

1317
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:59,240
Prije svega, kad biste prestali govoriti kao 14-godišnja bjelkinja, možda biste nešto naučili.

1318
01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:00,460
U redu, samo naprijed, vodite bilješke.

1319
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,480
Prvo što trebaš učiniti je maknuti mi ovo s puta.

1320
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,360
Morate otvoriti kapiju.

1321
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:05,660
Ovdje koristite svoje prste.

1322
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,460
Ponekad možete koristiti dva.

1323
01:04:07,460 --> 01:04:09,260
Dva ili tri ako se oklizne.

1324
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:14,260
A kad vam je iznutra toplo, skinite jezik.

1325
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,560
Ne bojte se.

1326
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:19,980
Dajte sve od sebe.

1327
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:22,320
Ne, ne, nemoj mučiti posao.

1328
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,660
Misliš da si gušter.

1329
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:25,940
Morate ići polako.

1330
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,800
Razgovaraš s njim.

1331
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,640
Hej, mala, imam pitanje.

1332
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,300
A tamo, odakle?

1333
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:33,660
Kao da valja vedo.

1334
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:40,500
Sve što trebaš učiniti, nećače, je zapaliti ga.

1335
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,900
Jeste li ga uhvatili?

1336
01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:47,260
U redu, sad ako želiš naučiti lizati guzicu, pitaj svoju mamu.

1337
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,680
Osjećam se dobro zbog toga.

1338
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:58,660
Hej, želim nešto probati.

1339
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,060
Mislio sam da ne želiš moj analni čep.

1340
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:01,680
Što?

1341
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:01,860
br.

1342
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:03,780
Opusti se.

1343
01:05:04,620 --> 01:05:05,860
Samo te želim okusiti.

1344
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:08,840
DOBRO.

1345
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,440
Večera je poslužena.

1346
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:15,500
Uživaj u obroku, dušo.

1347
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:18,920
Budite oprezni.

1348
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,400
Moja maca je tigrica.

1349
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,840
Sudeći po grivi, riječ je o lavici.

1350
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:24,560
U redu.

1351
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:27,660
Ošamarit ću te tako jako da ćeš svršiti.

1352
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:33,460
Budite oprezni.

1353
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,440
Moraš se smočiti s košarkaškim timom.

1354
01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:37,940
Povratak u tunel.

1355
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:39,240
Da, traži.

1356
01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:39,960
Da.

1357
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:41,700
I opet lizati.

1358
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:43,960
Zapaliti vatru.

1359
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:44,840
br.

1360
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,040
Ti si vegetarijanac.

1361
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,900
Kao da jašem vedo.

1362
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,080
Zakotrljaj se, kokoško moja.

1363
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,720
Sve što trebamo učiniti je zapaliti vatru.

1364
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,320
Ah!

1365
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:01,580
hej

1366
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,460
što hoćeš

1367
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:06,100
Lijepi pozdrav.

1368
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,400
Čuli smo da je bila mala zabava za Noć vještica.

1369
01:06:08,900 --> 01:06:10,220
Što želi Tom Sawyer?

1370
01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:13,720
Došli smo piti, puštati usranu glazbu i raditi polugej stvari.

1371
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,500
Zašto pola gay?

1372
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:17,560
Mogu li vam pomoći?

1373
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,080
Ako nas možete pozvati.

1374
01:06:19,900 --> 01:06:21,260
Nije ti trebao upit.

1375
01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:25,780
Sjećate li se, prije 400 godina, kada ste stigli ovamo da nas kolonizirate sa svojim malim kurčićima?

1376
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:28,040
Osim toga, svima govoriš da se osjećamo tako loše.

1377
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,840
Hum hum, govori metaphys usta tvojih stopala.

1378
01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:34,860
Pošto više ne skupljamo pamuk, imaš još čarapa, ha?

1379
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,580
Ah ah ah, što se šalimo!

1380
01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:39,220
Inače, zanima li te četvero bez dviju cura?

1381
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,680
Možda poslije.

1382
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:43,800
Za sada, razgovarajmo o glazbi i bratstvu.

1383
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,500
Možemo li vam pokazati?

1384
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,180
Ah, bit će dobro.

1385
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:57,280
Mi smo kao ludi, kao ludi Patili smo I takozvani bijeli rasizam To je gadno

1386
01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:01,900
Imaš me ko ludog. Prekasno je za četvorku, sami smo.

1387
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,120
Nemaju veliki kurac, ali imaju puno samopouzdanja.

1388
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,420
Iskreno govoreći, kadar i glazba ne idu dobro.

1389
01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:14,970
Plan je vaš plan Vi!

1390
01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:16,890
Koji vrag, vi ste ludi!

1391
01:07:16,890 --> 01:07:17,730
Hrpa heteroseksualaca!

1392
01:07:17,730 --> 01:07:18,870
Učinio si to sa svoje strane!

1393
01:07:18,870 --> 01:07:20,310
Branio si nekoga!

1394
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:21,490
Bio sam sjeban, apatija!

1395
01:07:21,490 --> 01:07:28,550
Zašto ne priredite jednu od onih studentskih zabava na kojima piju dok se ne onesvijeste i ne probude s grčevima pitajući se što im je dečko učinio?

1396
01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:29,430
Slažemo se!

1397
01:07:29,430 --> 01:07:30,230
Što?

1398
01:07:31,230 --> 01:07:36,670
Dobro, dobro, ostavit ćemo te samog, ali ćemo ići vrlo polako, za slučaj da se predomisliš.

1399
01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:40,750
Jeste li se predomislili?

1400
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:42,410
Ne, ni u snu.

1401
01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:43,850
A sada?

1402
01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:44,870
Rekli smo vam ne.

1403
01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:47,150
Ne, postaje ne.

1404
01:07:47,150 --> 01:07:49,570
Makni se odatle, čao, makni se s puta!

1405
01:07:50,090 --> 01:07:51,810
Ne, to postaje besmislica.

1406
01:07:51,810 --> 01:07:53,270
Izgubit ću se.

1407
01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:56,990
Mislim da sam vidio otvoren spektar s ove strane.

1408
01:07:57,530 --> 01:07:58,650
U nevolji si, zatvoreno je.

1409
01:07:58,830 --> 01:07:59,370
Ne zadugo.

1410
01:08:05,380 --> 01:08:07,160
To je kao u Wickedu.

1411
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,000
Okružen sam degenericima.

1412
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:18,780
Hej, zdravo Bardi!

1413
01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:20,400
Što radiš ovdje?

1414
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,660
Pa, zaboravio sam svoj inhalator.

1415
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,439
Ozbiljno, snimak s inhalatorom najgori je zaplet u povijesti.

1416
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,040
U pravu je, slažem se s njom.

1417
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:29,780
Ali sada smo tu, pa to moramo maksimalno iskoristiti!

1418
01:08:29,780 --> 01:08:32,280
Stavi to u pivo, da obrišemo lice!

1419
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:37,840
Sarah?

1420
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:38,780
halo

1421
01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:40,780
Idi po svoju sestru i izvedi je odatle smjesta.

1422
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:42,080
Dobro, dušo moja mala.

1423
01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:44,600
Ja sam zrela odrasla žena, majka.

1424
01:08:44,940 --> 01:08:47,180
Dakle, ništa me ne obavezuje da slijedim vaše naredbe.

1425
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:49,820
Ovo je kuća u kojoj je tvoj psihopatski otac ubijao ljude.

1426
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:56,000
Netko te je htio namamiti tamo, što znači da ta osoba pokušava namamiti i mene.

1427
01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:58,520
O, dovraga, ovo nema nikakve veze s tobom!

1428
01:08:58,520 --> 01:08:59,440
Zašto se seliš?

1429
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:01,880
Zato što se prokleta kamera okreće unatrag!

1430
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,320
Čekaj malo.

1431
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,020
Od kada pratiš moj telefon?

1432
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,320
Prođem kroz tunel, radi.

1433
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:07,820
Rez.

1434
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,180
Sretan rođendan!

1435
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:19,180
Imam poklon od žene!

1436
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:24,240
Koštalo me ruke i noge!

1437
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:27,340
stvarno mi je žao.

1438
01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:30,180
Mislio sam da ga moram zapaliti!

1439
01:09:31,220 --> 01:09:32,180
O sranje!

1440
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:38,360
Bez šale, zar ste mislili da ste na plantaži pamuka?

1441
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,960
O ne, opet si to napravio, nemam referencu, ok?

1442
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,120
Upravo sam našao ovaj SN dodatak u kabini.

1443
01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:44,440
dobro je!

1444
01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:52,260
Kakvo je ovo sranje?

1445
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,400
Još je gore!

1446
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,100
Oprosti ako sam propustio još jedan san.

1447
01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:58,860
Ali uvjeravam vas, imam izvrsne crne žrtve.

1448
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:05,420
Oh, i još jedan brat žrtva oružanog nasilja.

1449
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,280
Čini se da je rasizam i danas živ.

1450
01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:09,440
Ne govori to!

1451
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,060
Uvijek su me crnci ti koji me usrećuju u horor filmovima.

1452
01:10:15,780 --> 01:10:17,080
O prokletstvo!

1453
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,360
Sada se sjećam da mi se to već dogodilo.

1454
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,540
Možda nije Daylight.

1455
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:21,660
da !

1456
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:24,700
Samo naprijed momče!

1457
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:28,500
Jedi tražilo!

1458
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:31,180
Da, deliričan sam.

1459
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,860
tata!

1460
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,360
Čekaj, nedostaje krevet!

1461
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:37,180
Imamo te!

1462
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:40,400
Pripremite se za poraz!

1463
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,980
Zašto trčiš unatrag?

1464
01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:52,500
Nije to ništa, nisam ja.

1465
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:56,140
Niste sigurni da držite upravljač naopako?

1466
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:59,040
Nije dobro!

1467
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:05,800
To je pedopon!

1468
01:11:06,340 --> 01:11:07,760
Dođi se oprati jutros!

1469
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,140
Ne ti Shorty!

1470
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,620
O ne, popela si se!

1471
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,380
Ima li problema?

1472
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,500
U redu je, u redu je, u redu je!

1473
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,600
Srećom, tu ste!

1474
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:14,700
gdje si bio

1475
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:16,520
Jer maloprije sam bio tamo!

1476
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,840
Trebao bih na WC, idem vani piškiti!

1477
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,740
Nitko se nije pomaknuo!

1478
01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:22,720
Jedan od vas je ubojica.

1479
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,720
ona ?

1480
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,380
Zvuk na tvom plaštu, odakle dolazi?

1481
01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:30,820
Našla sam Brada vani.

1482
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:32,500
Ona je ubojica!

1483
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,360
Ja nisam ubojica!

1484
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:37,000
Istina je, čak se i ne ističem seksualno!

1485
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,120
Ja sam djevica!

1486
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:41,140
Nije istina, zajebao si sve u Woodsvilleu!

1487
01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,020
Jebi se!

1488
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:47,720
Po zadnjici, ne broji se!

1489
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,060
Dobrodošli u treći čin, idioti!

1490
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:56,680
Što?

1491
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,520
Kakva je ovo priča u trećem činu?

1492
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,120
Ovo je trenutak u kojem stvari postaju lude!

1493
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:06,120
Nisam siguran da razumijem što ona želi reći, ali mislim da moramo otići odavde!

1494
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:24,120
To je ideja!

1495
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:25,640
Brenda?

1496
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:27,480
To je ideja, funkcionira u svakom pogledu!

1497
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:28,840
Ova djeca su ovdje!

1498
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,540
Nema veze sa svim alkoholom i drogama koje bih poslužio!

1499
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:33,760
Ja kažem da su krivi ti bijedni kraljevi!

1500
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,660
Ovo će ti trebati!

1501
01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:34,980
Oh !

1502
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:37,040
Imate ga, u velikom kalibru iu crnoj boji!

1503
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,440
knedla.

1504
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,000
Stani.

1505
01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:40,800
Oh !

1506
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,660
Moja je riječ genemonska!

1507
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,000
Trebat će mi ovo!

1508
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,220
Vrlo dobro rečeno, Valérina, ali nitko nije vidio ovaj madež.

1509
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:46,800
Mi ćemo to učiniti.

1510
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,280
pomozi mi!

1511
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,700
Ubo me!

1512
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:56,480
Kunem se da se ne pretvaram da postavljam zamku, pomozi mi!

1513
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,380
Što mislite o tome?

1514
01:12:58,380 --> 01:13:00,540
Ako mene pitate, Kendrick je popušio Drakea.

1515
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:01,500
Kliknem Drake.

1516
01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:03,820
Ali kakav je bio njegov delirij, vidjeti suca?

1517
01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:05,020
Pravi flairnicher!

1518
01:13:05,020 --> 01:13:07,320
Ne govorim ti o Drakeu, nego o ovoj kučki!

1519
01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:08,080
Oh, to!

1520
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,280
To je prokleta dvostruka zamka.

1521
01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,860
Jadan ne zna da smo već zeznuli.

1522
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,260
Freda!

1523
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:18,660
Baš loše!

1524
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,540
Misliš li da ću proći kroz ovo?

1525
01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:21,180
Ne mislim tako.

1526
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,880
Oh, ne, Sylvie!

1527
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,400
O, Bože!

1528
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,280
Hej, kučko, nisam još pijan!

1529
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:28,240
Ah, tako sam i mislio.

1530
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:28,900
žao mi je

1531
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:32,300
Vratit ćeš se unutra i završiti posao.

1532
01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,100
Učini to za mene, Sylvie.

1533
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:35,900
Učinit ću sve za tebe, Freda.

1534
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:42,840
Oh, da!

1535
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,840
Nije vidjela da dolazi.

1536
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,780
Oh, stari trik s kečapom nikad ne zakaže!

1537
01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:47,680
Ova djevojka je luda.

1538
01:13:47,780 --> 01:13:50,860
Ako misli da ću se ići pogubiti s njom u ovoj baraci...

1539
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,820
Pažnja svim ubojicama!

1540
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:59,860
Imate točno pet sekundi da pokažete svoju guzicu!

1541
01:14:12,430 --> 01:14:13,370
Jesam li uspjela?

1542
01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:14,870
Kuja!

1543
01:14:14,870 --> 01:14:17,370
Ubio si moju omiljenu banku!

1544
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,290
Baš si lud za svojom karticom!

1545
01:14:19,290 --> 01:14:21,550
Pardon !

1546
01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:31,090
Bok, Cindy.

1547
01:14:32,590 --> 01:14:33,550
halo

1548
01:14:33,550 --> 01:14:37,590
Izgleda da ste zaboravili pravilo broj jedan za preživljavanje u horor filmu.

1549
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:39,670
Nikad se ne javljaj na telefon.

1550
01:14:41,130 --> 01:14:41,810
Oh, da?

1551
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,870
Mislio sam da nikad ne vjerujem tvojoj simpatiji.

1552
01:14:46,170 --> 01:14:46,890
Stvarno?

1553
01:14:46,890 --> 01:14:48,710
Pa promijenio sam pravila, kučko.

1554
01:14:48,910 --> 01:14:49,970
Što kažete na to?

1555
01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:51,550
Pa, imam novo pravilo.

1556
01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:54,210
Jebi se onda!

1557
01:14:54,210 --> 01:14:55,190
Ne, čekaj!

1558
01:14:56,910 --> 01:14:59,310
Koji je vaš problem s vratima ormara?

1559
01:14:59,310 --> 01:15:00,650
Rekao sam ti da odeš odatle.

1560
01:15:00,950 --> 01:15:03,090
Da, pa, nisam htio biti upucan!

1561
01:15:03,090 --> 01:15:04,110
Onda je to loša sreća.

1562
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:07,250
Loša usta, kučko!

1563
01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:08,430
Oh, ne!

1564
01:15:08,430 --> 01:15:09,690
To je Ghostface!

1565
01:15:09,690 --> 01:15:10,630
Uhvatio sam tvoju igračku.

1566
01:15:11,810 --> 01:15:16,350
Ne uzimaš Jean-Louisa, želiš osvetiti svog psa!

1567
01:15:19,810 --> 01:15:21,990
Pas je samo metafora.

1568
01:15:22,350 --> 01:15:23,850
Simbolizira gubitak toga.

1569
01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:29,410
Znate li gdje možete staviti svoju metaforu?

1570
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,140
Neka zabava počne.

1571
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000
Oh, prokletstvo!

1572
01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:45,180
Oh, prokletstvo!

1573
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:01,160
Ona je sigurno ozbiljna, moj glasovni glumac.

1574
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,880
Oh, prokletstvo!

1575
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:19,100
Oh, prokletstvo

1576
01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:32,960
!

1577
01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:47,750
Oh !

1578
01:16:53,670 --> 01:16:55,670
Reci, Sarah, završimo s ovim.

1579
01:16:55,810 --> 01:16:57,690
Ali ne govori što moram učiniti!

1580
01:16:57,690 --> 01:17:03,249
Sarah, možda ovo nije najbolje vrijeme za rješavanje naših problema, ali htio sam da znaš da...

1581
01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:05,890
Žao mi je što sam tako loša majka.

1582
01:17:06,570 --> 01:17:08,550
Čak ni ne poznajem tvoju sestru, Wednesday.

1583
01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:09,390
Utorak je.

1584
01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:12,729
Radije bih to razjasnio iz pravnih razloga.

1585
01:17:12,969 --> 01:17:14,469
Ipak, pripremio sam te za ovo.

1586
01:17:15,030 --> 01:17:16,489
Samo naprijed, dušo.

1587
01:17:16,989 --> 01:17:17,870
Ubij ovog gada.

1588
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,350
Sarah!

1589
01:17:19,350 --> 01:17:20,009
Utičnica!

1590
01:17:20,009 --> 01:17:20,670
Sarah!

1591
01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:21,470
Utičnica!

1592
01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:22,010
Sarah!

1593
01:17:22,010 --> 01:17:22,910
Oh, Jack!

1594
01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:23,550
Sarah!

1595
01:17:23,550 --> 01:17:24,130
Utičnica!

1596
01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:24,630
Sarah!

1597
01:17:24,630 --> 01:17:25,190
Sarah!

1598
01:17:25,190 --> 01:17:25,690
Sarah!

1599
01:17:25,690 --> 01:17:26,010
Utičnica!

1600
01:17:26,010 --> 01:17:29,430
Hvala Bogu, Tarina, jer sam te stvarno htio ubiti!

1601
01:17:29,430 --> 01:17:30,910
Oh, uzmi to, dušo.

1602
01:17:32,830 --> 01:17:34,730
Rekao sam ti da sam ja to želio.

1603
01:17:35,110 --> 01:17:36,530
Ja sam glup, Sarah.

1604
01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:39,470
Nisam imao ništa s tobom.

1605
01:17:39,890 --> 01:17:41,570
Uvijek je bila heroina.

1606
01:17:42,590 --> 01:17:43,990
Oh, oprosti, draga.

1607
01:17:44,090 --> 01:17:45,610
Nije mi lako uvijek biti u pravu.

1608
01:17:46,150 --> 01:17:47,310
Trebao si poslušati Duffyja.

1609
01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:50,230
Nikad ne vjeruj njegovim dokazima.

1610
01:17:50,990 --> 01:17:52,910
Naravno, bilo je previše očito da je to on.

1611
01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:55,630
Pa si kažete da to ne može biti tako očito.

1612
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:56,190
Mislimo isto.

1613
01:17:56,710 --> 01:17:58,930
Blablabla, pa da, to je princip efekta iznenađenja.

1614
01:17:59,490 --> 01:18:00,570
Sada u kuhinju, idi.

1615
01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:02,110
Hajde, kurvo.

1616
01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:03,510
U redu, slušaj me pažljivo.

1617
01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:05,350
Budimo iskreni.

1618
01:18:05,670 --> 01:18:09,370
Nije postojao niti jedan strašni film koji se održao od prvog.

1619
01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:10,810
Spasit ćemo franšizu.

1620
01:18:11,670 --> 01:18:12,710
Idi po našu gostujuću zvijezdu.

1621
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:15,240
Što?

1622
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,700
Hollywood je mrtav, Sarah Ebrand.

1623
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,120
Inače, zašto su odgovorili na Scary Movie 6?

1624
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,000
Osim što sami novi likovi nisu dovoljni.

1625
01:18:23,380 --> 01:18:24,980
Trebamo originalnu glumačku postavu.

1626
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:31,500
Oh, i osim toga, što bi Cindy bila da se ne pokori glasnoj crnoj suučesnici, Brendi?

1627
01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:34,640
Ne moraš li tako inzistirati na riječi crno?

1628
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,700
Brenda?

1629
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:37,880
Didn't you get shot?

1630
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,060
o da

1631
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,380
Oh, but it's true!

1632
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,640
Vidi ovo, Gospodin me ozdravio!

1633
01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:45,980
Dosta tvog sranja.

1634
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,520
Stop fucking dancing!

1635
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:51,540
mama !

1636
01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:52,960
ne !

1637
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,540
Jesi li me zvala mama?

1638
01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:57,360
Oh, bio si uplašen.

1639
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,980
Ne brini, neću ići tako daleko, ali hej.

1640
01:19:00,340 --> 01:19:02,180
Stani ako želiš da muž dođe po tebe u utorak.

1641
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:03,660
Okay, ladies.

1642
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,020
Vrijeme je da organiziramo malu socijalnu pomoć.

1643
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:07,680
Come on, let's hurry.

1644
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:08,820
Veličanstveno!

1645
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:11,360
tko si ti

1646
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:12,320
You know what, that is?

1647
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,500
Mi smo pederi koji dolaze vratiti kontrolu nad ovom franšizom.

1648
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:16,380
eh

1649
01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,920
Oh, prokletstvo!

1650
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:21,680
To nije bio dio plana!

1651
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,120
He made my death plan!

1652
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,400
Molim te, ubaci me u plan.

1653
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,860
sranje!

1654
01:19:26,860 --> 01:19:27,680
Fat !

1655
01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,240
It’s funny, really!

1656
01:19:31,740 --> 01:19:34,060
You smoked it straight!

1657
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,680
Anthony Anderson?

1658
01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:37,420
Da.

1659
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,100
Obično me nitko ne poznaje osim mog prijatelja Kevina.

1660
01:19:48,690 --> 01:19:49,410
Jackie?

1661
01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:50,150
Oh, rubbish!

1662
01:19:50,150 --> 01:19:53,930
Četiri puta NBA prvak, četiri puta glava Kevina Harta, glumca koji se nije htio vratiti.

1663
01:19:54,070 --> 01:19:57,030
Kevin Hart je rekao ne, ali uvijek kaže da za kvalitetne filmove.

1664
01:19:57,510 --> 01:19:58,110
Da, točno.

1665
01:19:58,410 --> 01:20:00,750
Kad ih je više, ima ih više...

1666
01:20:05,310 --> 01:20:05,990
Biatch!

1667
01:20:06,670 --> 01:20:07,410
Je li bilo?

1668
01:20:07,410 --> 01:20:08,790
Yes, four killers.

1669
01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:10,570
četiri.

1670
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:11,530
uh...

1671
01:20:11,530 --> 01:20:12,030
Blacks.

1672
01:20:12,430 --> 01:20:13,630
Like in gangbangs.

1673
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:16,750
S maskama koje ste vidjeli, mi smo tako zgodna djeca.

1674
01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:19,270
Ali zašto ste to učinili?

1675
01:20:19,270 --> 01:20:20,170
Pravo pitanje.

1676
01:20:20,970 --> 01:20:23,450
Zato si snimio nastavak bez nas, ha?

1677
01:20:23,450 --> 01:20:23,770
Da.

1678
01:20:24,070 --> 01:20:28,910
Kada je studio odlučio zamijeniti braću, ja sam bio prisutan, to je istina.

1679
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:29,970
Pričali su o meni.

1680
01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:31,530
Tko o tome govori?

1681
01:20:31,530 --> 01:20:34,350
Napravio si scenu u kadru, zašto plačeš?

1682
01:20:34,350 --> 01:20:36,870
Da, možda, ali nisam imao vremena ubiti Grandmonta.

1683
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:37,950
Pa da, imate svoju karijeru.

1684
01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:38,510
Jasno je.

1685
01:20:38,510 --> 01:20:41,330
Ali zar ne vidite što pokušavaju učiniti?

1686
01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:43,250
Oni nas sprječavaju u našoj crnoj komunikaciji.

1687
01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:46,290
Pokušavaju staviti na crnu listu sve crnce koji bi trebali biti na listi.

1688
01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:47,330
je li istina?

1689
01:20:47,330 --> 01:20:48,070
Oh, vidi.

1690
01:20:48,530 --> 01:20:50,270
Hej, ponosan sam na tebe, brate.

1691
01:20:50,510 --> 01:20:54,270
Imali ste nevjerojatnu karijeru sportskog komentatora nakon košarkaške karijere.

1692
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,650
I volim sve što radiš.

1693
01:20:56,930 --> 01:20:58,610
O da, pogotovo dok te slušam kako pričaš.

1694
01:20:58,870 --> 01:21:00,270
Čak i ako ne razumijem sve što govoriš.

1695
01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,650
Pa, jesi li vidio svoju frazu?

1696
01:21:06,310 --> 01:21:07,730
Prestao si, ha?

1697
01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:10,990
Najvažnija stvar u svemu ovome, stari, je da si ti košarkaški genije.

1698
01:21:12,530 --> 01:21:14,370
S druge strane, ti nisi filmski genije.

1699
01:21:14,790 --> 01:21:15,390
Evo, smiri se.

1700
01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:15,970
Jedite sami.

1701
01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:17,970
Jeste li htjeli ovo učiniti?

1702
01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:18,550
Provjerit ćemo.

1703
01:21:18,610 --> 01:21:19,450
Bilo je previše sanjivo.

1704
01:21:19,690 --> 01:21:19,970
slažem se

1705
01:21:20,010 --> 01:21:21,170
Napadam te, ne vodim računa o tebi.

1706
01:21:21,430 --> 01:21:22,770
To je seansa akupunkture.

1707
01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,370
Čak i ako se smiješ, loš si za mene.

1708
01:21:24,530 --> 01:21:25,750
Budite mirniji, možete me pokrivati.

1709
01:21:25,890 --> 01:21:26,590
Oh, vidi.

1710
01:21:26,770 --> 01:21:27,410
Ali ne!

1711
01:21:27,410 --> 01:21:27,670
Vaš.

1712
01:21:28,710 --> 01:21:29,070
Cointure.

1713
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:29,510
Iz.

1714
01:21:29,790 --> 01:21:30,150
Stopala.

1715
01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:31,190
sta je ovo

1716
01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:31,550
Vaš.

1717
01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:32,590
Cointure.

1718
01:21:32,790 --> 01:21:32,930
Iz.

1719
01:21:33,230 --> 01:21:33,590
pijetlovi.

1720
01:21:34,030 --> 01:21:34,950
Plašiš me.

1721
01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:35,650
To je pravo pitanje.

1722
01:21:35,870 --> 01:21:36,890
Kakvo je ovo pitanje?

1723
01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:37,950
Svi postavljaju pitanje.

1724
01:21:38,290 --> 01:21:39,730
Postavljate li si ovo pitanje?

1725
01:21:39,730 --> 01:21:40,330
Pa, on, da.

1726
01:21:40,970 --> 01:21:42,370
U redu, dečki, morate se koncentrirati.

1727
01:21:42,470 --> 01:21:43,370
Došli smo ubijati ljude.

1728
01:21:43,450 --> 01:21:44,490
OK, OK, tu smo, tu smo.

1729
01:21:45,630 --> 01:21:47,250
Ne brini, Ranginco, počni svoja vremena.

1730
01:21:47,330 --> 01:21:48,230
Nemate se čega bojati.

1731
01:21:48,330 --> 01:21:48,910
Ti si obitelj.

1732
01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:50,810
Coat, imaš sve naše poštovanje.

1733
01:21:51,010 --> 01:21:51,630
Da, ali...

1734
01:21:51,630 --> 01:21:54,330
Ukratko, Blackuce, vaša serija, bila je osam puta nominirana za Emmyja.

1735
01:21:54,430 --> 01:21:55,470
Moja usta!

1736
01:21:55,470 --> 01:21:55,950
uh...

1737
01:21:55,950 --> 01:21:58,330
Da, pa, točnije, serija je nominirana samo pet puta.

1738
01:21:58,510 --> 01:22:00,470
Ja sam bio nominiran osam puta.

1739
01:22:03,590 --> 01:22:04,850
To je nešto.

1740
01:22:05,370 --> 01:22:05,650
To je nešto.

1741
01:22:05,850 --> 01:22:06,930
Ha, nominacije?

1742
01:22:06,930 --> 01:22:08,770
Da, da, da.

1743
01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:11,650
Ali bez pobjede.

1744
01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:12,590
Što?

1745
01:22:14,190 --> 01:22:15,650
Moramo se jebati, dragi moji.

1746
01:22:15,790 --> 01:22:17,410
Ne govori španjolski, kurvin sine.

1747
01:22:17,730 --> 01:22:20,590
That's for making Scary Movie 3 and 4 without us.

1748
01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:23,050
That doesn't even mean that a friend's life remains yours, Julie.

1749
01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:27,790
This is for copying an episode of our series, Good Time, into the Blackuce series.

1750
01:22:27,910 --> 01:22:30,990
Zašto ste tako ljuti?

1751
01:22:30,990 --> 01:22:32,850
Nitko nije znao za vašu seriju.

1752
01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,090
Ne, ne.

1753
01:22:36,770 --> 01:22:37,770
a ti

1754
01:22:37,770 --> 01:22:39,030
a ti

1755
01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:41,670
You dared to shoot Scary Movie 3 and 4 behind our backs.

1756
01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:43,810
Oprostite, ali bilo je previše glava na stolu.

1757
01:22:43,990 --> 01:22:48,410
I was able to afford a new churn, a new box, wigs that don't deserve to be worn out.

1758
01:22:49,050 --> 01:22:50,910
A ti onda?

1759
01:22:50,910 --> 01:22:55,990
Um, well, it's not every day that we get the opportunity to film with the great Charlie Sheen.

1760
01:22:57,870 --> 01:22:58,710
Da, to je sigurno.

1761
01:22:58,790 --> 01:22:59,130
Istina je.

1762
01:22:59,230 --> 01:22:59,790
To je legenda.

1763
01:22:59,990 --> 01:23:00,910
Zvijezda Katara.

1764
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,930
Momak je poslao 47.000 djevojaka na svoju lomaču.

1765
01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:06,550
I kao, tisuću ovih dobrih žena bili su dobri ljudi.

1766
01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:07,530
Oh, kukavica.

1767
01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,050
Što je sljedeće?

1768
01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:12,010
Ubio si nas, zar ne?

1769
01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:13,550
br.

1770
01:23:14,850 --> 01:23:17,790
Seriously, can you imagine Halloween without Jamie Lee Curtis?

1771
01:23:17,790 --> 01:23:19,770
Ili Scream bez Neve Campbell?

1772
01:23:19,770 --> 01:23:20,950
Ah, zove se Scream 6.

1773
01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:24,050
Natjerao si da proganjaš svoj mali broj.

1774
01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:28,350
Cindy, znaš li koliko nas ima u klanu Wayans?

1775
01:23:28,350 --> 01:23:29,470
Ima nas na milijune.

1776
01:23:29,890 --> 01:23:30,250
Milijuni.

1777
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:33,490
I'm so happy our old gang is back together again.

1778
01:23:33,590 --> 01:23:33,870
Da.

1779
01:23:34,150 --> 01:23:37,770
Hajde, stavi sve ruke na tri, briši samo na četiri.

1780
01:23:37,950 --> 01:23:39,190
Gospođice, zaboravite.

1781
01:23:39,470 --> 01:23:40,390
Iskreno, tako je jadno.

1782
01:23:40,430 --> 01:23:40,910
To je smeće.

1783
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:45,230
Inače, inače, mladi i preci.

1784
01:23:45,330 --> 01:23:48,190
Ili daronnes i pezos.

1785
01:23:48,750 --> 01:23:50,910
Ili napušteni i užurbani.

1786
01:23:50,990 --> 01:23:53,510
Da, ili čak one seksi i ženstvene.

1787
01:23:59,110 --> 01:24:01,490
Došao sam k vama da ponovno pokrenem franšizu.

1788
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,930
Pa da, pogledajte svoja lica, izgledaju kao loše-ponosni umirovljenici.

1789
01:24:09,150 --> 01:24:12,910
Ovu djevojku vučem otkad mi lice prati leđa.

1790
01:24:14,030 --> 01:24:17,310
Ljudi, ljudi, jesu li već mrtvi?

1791
01:24:17,310 --> 01:24:19,230
Ne, uvijek se vraćaju, kao rakovi.

1792
01:24:19,930 --> 01:24:20,930
Ne ovaj put.

1793
01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:22,330
Točno.

1794
01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:23,230
Hajde, idemo.

1795
01:24:23,430 --> 01:24:23,530
Idemo.

1796
01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:24,550
Eto, tu su i neprijatelji.

1797
01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:26,810
To je sve što mi zauzimamo.

1798
01:24:27,110 --> 01:24:29,130
Nova generacija, dupe moje.

1799
01:24:33,590 --> 01:24:37,290
U redu je, što da radimo?

1800
01:24:37,290 --> 01:24:38,370
Sve drži pod zemljom.

1801
01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:48,990
To je sve što smo upravo napravili.

1802
01:24:49,950 --> 01:24:53,850
Čekaj, čekaj, čuj, još uvijek trebamo osjećati krivnju za ove mlade ljude koji su nestali u dimu.

1803
01:24:54,010 --> 01:24:55,550
Ovi mladi ljudi su ludi.

1804
01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:57,370
Ovo je naša franšiza.

1805
01:24:57,850 --> 01:25:01,690
Možemo odraditi jednu od onih ubojitih vožnji s plamenom koji nam puca u leđa.

1806
01:25:02,010 --> 01:25:03,330
Ali priznajem, ludo je vruće.

1807
01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:04,550
Nije problem.

1808
01:25:05,090 --> 01:25:05,990
Sviđa mi se ovaj osjećaj.

1809
01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:08,390
Istina je, zar ne?

1810
01:25:08,390 --> 01:25:09,630
Zbog toga želim igrati vatrogasca.

1811
01:25:09,930 --> 01:25:11,610
Sviđa ti se veliki kamion, zar ne?

1812
01:25:11,610 --> 01:25:12,990
Još mi se više sviđa veliko koplje.

1813
01:25:13,390 --> 01:25:15,870
Zar ne smrdiš na propuh?

1814
01:27:29,460 --> 01:27:31,200
u vašim kinima.

1815
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,280
Dođite k meni, grofe Blacklock.

1816
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:40,480
Od strane studija koji se usudio preraditi sve Blancove filmove u rimskom stilu.

1817
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:46,400
Ja sam samo apetit, ništa više.

1818
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:50,100
To nisi rekao sinoć, kad si mi sisao sise.

1819
01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:51,460
imam...

1820
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,640
spalit će nas franšize.

1821
01:27:54,020 --> 01:27:57,260
Prekasno, ti prljavi mali bijeli kurčevo.

1822
01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,360
Ne poznajem ovu kuju, to je trik mog oca, pokušala me ubiti.

1823
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:01,760
Nema se što dobiti od ovog crnje.

1824
01:28:02,540 --> 01:28:04,500
Dođi otkriti vampira.

1825
01:28:06,460 --> 01:28:07,420
Crna sferatu.

1826
01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:11,000
U kinima, za Konzu.

1827
01:29:25,550 --> 01:29:32,950
Zdravo, zdravo, sretan rođendan, belgijska posebna agencija!

1828
01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:35,810
Nešto nije u redu!

1829
01:29:35,810 --> 01:29:37,030
Nema nikog drugog, to je Ghostface.

1830
01:29:38,070 --> 01:29:38,530
Sjesti.

1831
01:29:40,230 --> 01:29:40,890
slažem se

1832
01:29:41,850 --> 01:29:44,010
Ova bi ruka ostatak svojih dana trebala provesti u zatvoru.

1833
01:29:44,650 --> 01:29:49,850
Ova mala ruka, a da nikoga ne može šokirati, mora sigurno odlično drkati.

1834
01:29:50,110 --> 01:29:51,870
Bolesna stvar, jamčim.

1835
01:29:52,150 --> 01:29:54,730
Optimalno zatezanje, vaša oprema izgleda duplo veća.

1836
01:29:55,270 --> 01:29:55,630
Da.

1837
01:29:56,070 --> 01:29:58,330
Nije da želim drkanje od njega, da se razumijemo.

1838
01:29:58,410 --> 01:29:59,850
Uopće ne želim da me masturbira.

1839
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:00,750
ni ja.

1840
01:30:00,830 --> 01:30:03,730
Ali ipak, ako bolje razmislite, to je poput sačmarice.

1841
01:30:04,550 --> 01:30:05,310
Slučaj zatvoren.

1842
01:30:06,830 --> 01:30:08,850
Ali hej, ohladit ćemo se, u redu?

1843
01:30:08,850 --> 01:30:09,230
U redu.

1844
01:30:09,390 --> 01:30:10,730
Možda dan, dva tjedna.

1845
01:30:11,070 --> 01:30:12,850
Ne znam koliko ovaj film traje.

1846
01:30:12,930 --> 01:30:15,030
To je Christopher Nolan s prdežima.

1847
01:30:15,090 --> 01:30:17,430
Zato želim nasilan ulazak, kroz stražnja vrata.

1848
01:30:17,790 --> 01:30:19,470
Moraju osjetiti vaš veliki kalibar.

1849
01:30:19,650 --> 01:30:20,790
Uđemo i izvadimo.

1850
01:30:30,820 --> 01:30:32,380
Evo ga!

1851
01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:34,320
Zvijezda dana.

1852
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,320
Donijela sam ti tortu.

1853
01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,440
Zaželi želju.

1854
01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:46,100
Moji mikrobi su dobro.

1855
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,340
S blagim okusom krova.

1856
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:55,520
Agentice Berger, samo pokušavam pružiti ruku pomoći.

1857
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,140
ne !

1858
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:57,700
Ali to je meme!

1859
01:30:57,700 --> 01:31:00,960
G. Stenograf, jeste li to vi?

1860
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,039
Ghostface?

1861
01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,400
U redu!

1862
01:31:04,820 --> 01:31:06,160
Peče!

1863
01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:07,340
To je kao...

1864
01:31:07,340 --> 01:31:09,060
boli!

1865
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,220
Mogu li razgovarati s tobom dvije sekunde?

1866
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,140
Da naravno.

1867
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:16,780
Trebalo bi staviti airbag i to je to.

1868
01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:18,960
Lomi sve!

1869
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:21,400
Nisam mislio da ću biti ovako skup.

1870
01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:22,980
Imamo pogrešnog tipa.

1871
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,320
Da, rekla sam ti.

1872
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,000
Ah dobro?

1873
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:26,820
Da, rekla sam.

1874
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:29,160
Istina je!

1875
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:30,120
ali...

1876
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,760
O kravo!

1877
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,200
Upravo takav učinak ima na mene.

1878
01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:34,340
Moram ti nešto reći.

1879
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,140
Što ćemo sad?

1880
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:38,300
Polako se vraćamo.

1881
01:31:38,820 --> 01:31:40,920
Kao moj susjed kad sam ga uhvatio u svojoj ženi.

1882
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:42,500
Kamo ćeš tako?

1883
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,760
Još uvijek su zajedno.

1884
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,440
Na moju veliku žalost.

1885
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:47,260
Oh, to je lijepo.

1886
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,040
Sad smo u nevolji.